Emanuel Petitions Obama for $500B to dig moat around South Chicago after 15 murders, 73 wounded in two weekends!

by on 23/04/14 at 6:47 am

Chicago voters line up outside city hall protesting gang violence and the long wait for food stamp benefits, and free cell phones

Chicago ditch diggers line up outside city hall protesting gang violence and the long wait for food stamp benefits, and free cell phones. They say digging the moat can wait until after the mide-term elections.


Chicago, IL – (satireworld.com)

As the death and maimed toll in Chicago continues to mount with Afro-Americans decimating the democrat voting roles, Mayor Rahm Emanuel is begging the White House to release funds for a project bigger than the original panama canal before the violence spills over into the President’s home neighborhood!

Meanwhile Chicago Police Superintendent Gary McCarthy blames the uncontrolled shooting spree on ‘dumb white people living in gated communities who refuse to raise the minimum wage to $25 and hour allow half way houses in their neighborhood, requiring background and drug test for potential employees, and resisting home invasions and car jackings.

McCarthy then threatened law abiding citizens who armed themselves to protect their family by saying :“You put more guns on the street expect more shootings,” McCarthy said. “I don’t care if they’re licensed legal firearms, people who are not highly trained… putting guns in their hands is a recipe for disaster. So I’ll train our officers that there is a concealed carry law, but when somebody turns with a firearm in their hand the officer does not have an obligation to wait to get shot to return fire and we’re going to have tragedies as a result of that. I’m telling you right up front.”

Emanuel’s fund request comes on the heels of the State Legislature in a back room deal voting to reserve $100m toward the construction of the Barack Hussein Obama Presidential Library when the state has no idea how it’s going to pay off their current debts let alone the underwater pension plans from the states corrupt unions.

Emanuel said he expects admission revenue, plus yet another tax slipped into the Obamacare bill will ‘make this mosque for Barry revenue neutral, and will turn the city into a Mecca for our Muslim brethren. After all, them towel heads are sitting on a pile of cash they can’t even spend fast enough!”

Rev Al Sharpton and Rev Jesse Jackson immediately cried ‘RACISM’ and human rights violations to the UN, Eric Holder, echoed by the National Black Caucus.

Said Sheila Jackson Lee, “dis ain’t right…you can’t isolate people jist because they never learned to swim!”

More from Chris Matthews tonight at 9.



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