by captain america on 24/05/14 at 6:26 am
West Palm Beach, FL – (SatireWorld.com)
The Palm Beach, FL Jewish community launched an all out search for D&C Charperson (sic) Debbie Wasserman Schultz after she went out ‘trick or treating’ Halloween night and never returned home!
The Palm Beach sheriff’s department announced a ‘Kinky Alert’ shortly after 4 days when her husband, who never noticed she was missing, finally called the local synagogue trying to find out if the marathon mahjong fund raiser for Obama had concluded!
Several trick or treaters hitting up the area’s exclusive gated communities had earlier reported what they thought was an unidentified flying object, and one even caught a blurred image which appears to be of a witch hovering over a bingo game in Boca Raton while on a broom!
The US Air force in Pensacola debunked the report saying, “we think it’s one of our weather balloons that got off track, although none of our equipment has been known to wear a pants suit!”
Her husband said he couldn’t remember the costume she was wearing but said, “I think she left the house looking like she usually does!”
Wasserman’s picture is set to appear on Cream Cheese and Sour Cream containers showing up in Winn Dixie supermarkets by tomorrow along with a $50 reward for information leading to her return by members of PETA, the SPCA, OWS, and Congressmen Alan Grayson and Henry Waxman.
Most people, quite frankly can’t be arsed.
The search continues despite lack of interest.