New Law Firm Opens for Business on K Street in Washington DC

by on 04/06/14 at 7:18 pm

A.J. Calhoun esq  says he's pretty fast after chasing those ambulances for so many years and he'd be proud to represent you in your social security disability claim.

A.J. Calhoun esq says he’s pretty fast after chasing those ambulances for so many years and he’d be proud to represent you in your social security disability claim.

Washington DC – (satireworld.com)

This morning the Nation’s Capital awoke to a new law firm being resident on K Street in the District of Columbia. Clinton, Jackson, Shinseki, Sebelius, Lerner and Carney LLC are available to handle cases involving litigation against the federal government, specifically Executive Branch incompetency.

If you or a loved one has been injured by the Obama administration, this group of “legal Eagles” prides itself as knowing where all the skeletons are in the closets and bodies are buried in the White House. They specialize in exposing; Clueless US foreign and domestic policies; Benghazi Libya Embassy Attacks; Fast and furious gun running to Mexico; IRS targeting Conservative organizations; Intelligence agency spying on Americans; Drone strikes on American citizens; ObamaCare lies; Veterans Administration ill treatment of US service veterans; Illegally dealing with the Taliban in a prisoner swap; and EPA job killing power plant regulations.

For immediate help call 1-800-IMPEACH at any hour, night or day, and someone will be available to take your call.

Note: The law firm’s name will change in January 2015 to Clinton, Jackson, Shinseki, Sebelius, Lerner, Carney and Holder LLC.



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