Bill and Hillary…’Hey! We’re Just Like You Little Guys!’

by on 25/06/14 at 6:43 am

The Clintons are so full of crap it's a wonder they don't draw swarms of flies

The Clintons are so full of crap it’s a wonder they don’t draw swarms of flies

Denver, CO – (satireworld.com)

During a Clinton Global Initiative event in Denver Tuesday, former president Bill Clinton tried to defend his wife from claims that she’s out of touch with average Americans.

Hillary Clinton invited criticism earlier this month when she said that she and her husband were “dead broke” when they left the White House in 2001 and that the two are not “truly well off.” In the past, Hillary has tried to cover-up her $200K for 45 minutes public speaking fee and her book royalties that are in the rhealm of $15 million dollars.

“We go to our local grocery store on the weekend,” Bill explained. “We talk to people in our town. We know what’s going on. The real issue is, if you’ve been fortunate enough to be successful, are you now out of touch and insensitive to the agonizing struggles other people are facing?”

Clinton neglected to mention his daughter Chelsea’s being ‘out of touch’ when the 28 year old admitted to receiving a $600K yearly paycheck from NBC for doing nothing. Owning an $11 million dollar Manhattan penthouse, and getting royal treatment since the day she was born. Yes, as we can see the Clintons are just like the little guys they continue to screw over in a perpetual scheme of propping up their over-inflated egos.



One Response to “Bill and Hillary…’Hey! We’re Just Like You Little Guys!’”

  1. Philbert of Macadamia

    Jun 25th, 2014

    Boo Hoo, these paupers are down to their last $50 million!

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