Obama Regime vows to ‘stamp out Evil”; Satire Writer now on the lam to UK and holed up in Ecuadorian Embassy?

by on 08/07/14 at 4:21 pm

"He was abruptly fired with extreme predjudice," says Amy Lorton , a close friend since 1973. The last image of 'Evil' Williams that anyone  close to him can recall....Is the exit photo taken during the last few minutes of Williams' employment as a Coca-Cola salesman for a local distributor.

“He was abruptly fired with extreme predjudice,” says Amy Lorton , a close friend since 1973.
The last image of ‘Evil’ Williams that anyone close to him can recall….Is the exit photo taken during the last few minutes of Williams’ employment as a failed Coca-Cola salesman for a local distributor.

Austin, TX – (satireworld.com)

In an effort to reenergize their base after a series of disastrous defeats in the Supreme Court (13-0, which BTW in Little League would have implemented the mercy rule) Obama in a major address to Al Jazera said he and Eric Holder would refocus their attention on stamping out Internet dissent starting with E.Williams!

Said Holder, “Williams is EVIL incarnate, an abomination, unpatriotic, the poster boy for ‘yellow journalism’ and most likely heterosexual!”

In a tweet from somewhere across the pond Mr. Williams retorted: I resemble those remarks and will hold on to my keyboard till you pry it out of my cold dead hand!”

Allegedly the Congressional White Caucus has risen to Mr. William’s defense issuing a statement which proclaimed, “technically it’s not evil when evil is being used for good!”

The statement is eerily similar to Massachusetts Attorney General Martha Coakley, currently running for Governor and making more gaffes in public than Hillary Clinton, who famously said “technically it’s not illegal to be illegal in the Commonwealth!”

Mark Lowton, owner of a UK spoof site said he has granted Williams ‘a temporary spoof writing visa, “although it’s only temporary…we’ll run his arse off the site eventually…we always do to our American cousins!”

Mr. Williams has recently bought the run down and abandoned “Oasis Bar & Grill” and promised to ‘clean it up, get rid of the squatters and other riff raff, drunks and pretenders!’

To prove his affinity for the USA he has replaced all European beer on tap with the full line up of Samuel Adams patriotic brews, yanked out all the bidets with the Manchester United logo, reinstalled urinals and replaced the sanitary napkin dispensers with free condom machines.

Said ‘EVIL” in a reference to the Obama threat: I’ve had enough of that Black & Tan S**** to last a life time..Sam Adams is the beer to be drinking as we’re watching REAL FOOTBALL this fall on our 35 big screen TVs!”

DCI Morse was said to be seen refinishing his favourite Table 5 in Colonial Oak with 3 top coats of Satin spar varnish.

The last drunk ushered out was told to ‘git your hat and don’t come back!”

Ted Cruz speaking to the media said, “sometimes EVIL is really good especially when
he’s off his meds!”



5 Responses to “Obama Regime vows to ‘stamp out Evil”; Satire Writer now on the lam to UK and holed up in Ecuadorian Embassy?”

  1. captain america

    Jul 8th, 2014

    EVIL IS AS EVIL DOES……..and at last report he’s doing everybody
    he can! (but not in a gay way!)

  2. E. Williams

    Jul 8th, 2014

    So far, I have found the Ecuadorians to be very hospitable. They are my best customers too!

    I will continue to spout my drivel from the highest mountains and Eric Holder can suck it!

    Great article, except I thought we only wrote satire here?

    PS – Since that fateful day when the x-ray was taken, I can only drink Pepsi.

  3. captain america

    Jul 8th, 2014

    …once in awhile we report hard news (NPI) in order to keep our
    AP credentials….as far as the AP style book, the editor told us
    to not bother ‘with that S****!”

  4. E. Williams

    Jul 8th, 2014

    BTW, I seem to be getting a lot of requests for dates since my x-ray pic with the coke bottle went public. Weird, huh?

  5. captain america

    Jul 9th, 2014

    E
    …that’s good news! After you vet them, send along some of your extras to Jman….he’ll pay for good leads!!!

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