Harry Reid Announces Intentions To Be Hillary Clinton’s Running Mate

by on 11/08/14 at 7:46 am

If Hillary had her way she'd ask Christine Aquilera to be her running mate, but Huma could object.

If Hillary had her way she’d ask Christine Aquilera to be her running mate, but Huma could object.

Las Vegas, NV – (satireworld.com)

Nevada Senator Harry Reid announced that he plans “to campaign really hard” in order to become Hillary Clinton’s running mate if she becomes the nominee of the Democratic Party in the 2016 elections. Reid, who believes that “Hillary can do great things to and for the American people, just like her husband Bill,” says that there are a lot of factors on his side:

“The Geography is good. Hillary is from somewhere back east, so can pull in that vote. She was the First Lady of Arkansas, so she can deliver the south. She should also get the women’s vote. I am from Nevada and I can bring in the voters that like to see someone from the west. This would help to balance the ticket.”

“My religion also plays into my favor. I am a Mormon and if the Republicans try to run Mitt Romney again, I can split the Mormon vote (which was over 90% Republican in the past two elections). I can also break the Republican voting block in states like Idaho, Utah, and Arizona because of the religion issue.”

“I also know how to bring in the union vote, and how to help cover up voting irregularities with the unions and keep them out of the public spotlight and out of scrutiny from the press. I did it in my last election in Nevada when casinos illegally bussed their unions workers/voters from work to the polls, while providing liquor on the busses. I can organize this on a nation wide scale!”

“Hillary killed people in Whitewater to cover up her political scandals, and I killed cows and turtles in Nevada. If she had been President instead of just Secretary of State at Bengazi, and I had been her VP, we could have worked together to cover that one up completely!”

Hillary Clinton was away at a private, romantic getaway weekend for two with assistant Huma Abedin Weiner and could not be reached for comment.

One Response to “Harry Reid Announces Intentions To Be Hillary Clinton’s Running Mate”

  1. Philbert of Macadamia

    Aug 11th, 2014

    The thought of SML Harry Reid (D-NV) as the US vice president makes him the new Bozo the Clown, replacing VP Joe Bidden!

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