Eric Holder Begins New Operation in Ferguson, ‘Fast and Furious 2: Rush to Judgment’

by on 21/08/14 at 6:38 am

Well....What kind of attorney general would you think we'd have with an oddball like this making the nominations

Well….What kind of attorney general would you think we’d have with an racist oddball like this making the nomination

Ferguson, MO – (satireworld.com)

Our activist Attorney General has arrived in Ferguson to kick off his next controversial program. His plan is to bend the legal system any way necessary to secure a conviction for the police officer who shot and killed Mike Brown. Facts in the case will simply be considered collateral damage.

Though details about the incident that led to Mr. Brown’s death are sketchy, witness descriptions and autopsy results tend to contradict “uncivil” rights leader’s versions of the truth, and forensics studies have yet to be completed, Mr. Holder has determined the cop who shot the unarmed giant is already guilty.

Seizing on the opportunity to use the tragedy to further political agendas and line the pockets of MSNBC bobblehead, Al Sharpton, Jesse Jackson and others, the AG rolled into town ready to pour gasoline on an already tense situation.

Admitting recently that he was an activist, Mr. Holder has chosen Ferguson as a flashpoint he can exploit for political gain by further dividing people by race, giving him a platform to shout about income inequality, insisting on affirmative action on police forces, and an excuse to bring his fight for gun control out of the closet.

People like Mr. Holder only make situations worse. They rarely solve problems and, when the truth gets in the way of their political plans, it is always thrown out the window, run over by a truck and buried in a landfill somewhere.

Holder’s DOJ is one of the most corrupt and incompetent in our country’s history and their hypocrisy is showing. Why aren’t they going off to Chicago every weekend to get to the bottom of numerous murders taking place there? Oh sorry, those are black on black murders, which, I guess, are alright in their eyes.

As the nation’s top cop, he has already thrown one of his own under the bus, without knowing all the facts, simply for political reasons. That’s shameful.



5 Responses to “Eric Holder Begins New Operation in Ferguson, ‘Fast and Furious 2: Rush to Judgment’”

  1. captain america

    Aug 21st, 2014

    …..torpedoes Los!

    Evil on target as usual!

    meanwhile nothing on the contempt of court proceedings on this
    scoff law….spineless, impotent, GOP is going to give up without a shot!

  2. Philbert of Macadamia

    Aug 21st, 2014

    Amen!

  3. E. Williams

    Aug 21st, 2014

    I really hate that Holder dude.

  4. Philbert of Macadamia

    Aug 21st, 2014

    When Holder returned from Ferguson MO, he briefed the president via a political mind meld with Obama. Obama had his head up Holder’s butt and Holder had his head up Obama’s butt.

  5. E. Williams

    Aug 21st, 2014

    The Political Centipede?

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