(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS……..according to Nopes! #41

by on 11/09/14 at 8:43 am

A Manchester man was so drunk from drinking beer for over four hours, he didn't realize his friends super-glued his ass to the bar stool as a joke until he had to get up and take a piss

A Manchester man was so drunk from drinking beer for over four hours, he didn’t realize his friends super-glued his ass to the bar stool as a joke until he had to get up and take a piss

(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS

1. The Goldfish Swallowing fad began at Harvard U. in 1938 and only stopped when most states made it illegal after a student at Arkansas State choked to death on a Koi.

2. The Top 5 in having the biggest vocabulary: 1. Journalists 2. Clergy 3. Lawyers 4. Vanna White 5. Doctors.

3. The Average American sees or hears approximately 600 commercials a day, according to the fine people at ADCO! “When you want it done, we’re the one!”

4. A Bighorn Sheep can ram his head forward hard enough to slightly jar a D.C. politician.

5. The latest thing at Greenpeace is that members have sworn to be buried in a recyclable coffin after having a peach, mango or apricot seed shoved up their ass just before they die.

6. A person’s nose and ears grow all your life. Many legends tell of the appearance of Methuselah to that of an elephant.

7. Some deer in China are so small that, during hunting season, you are only allowed to use a slingshot.

8. The world’s biggest pyramid in Mexico was built between 5 and 12 A.D. (E.S.T.)

9. A person breathes 7 quarts of air every minute, even more when making anonymous telephone calls at night.

10. The 50-year mystery of the exact words to “Louie, Louie” will be solved sometimes next year as the legal rights have been bought by Bob Dylan.

11. A study by a Tennessee Think Tank has observed that over 75% of today’s shit floats, while only 60 years ago, 75% went straight to the bottom of the bowl. “No shit! We must consume more fiber!”, stated spokesman.

12. The famous “Boxer Rebellion” in China pretty well put an end to dog fights.

-Walter Bucket



6 Responses to “(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS……..according to Nopes! #41”

  1. E. Williams

    Sep 11th, 2014

    Good one, Walter! I always knew Vanna White was a rocket scientist.

  2. Walter Bucket

    Sep 11th, 2014

    Thank you. Enjoying your articles and take on the top news stories. You can read a variety of stories on Satire World and not waste your time looking through some bad ones. The world needs more laughs.

  3. Captain america

    Sep 11th, 2014

    me thinks Uncle Walty plugs himself in every-night with his
    Prius!!!

    BTTW: anyone noticed that Obama’s teeth have grown 10 cm
    since he’s been in office….just like a rabbit who eats too much arugula and not enough gnawing on some good ribs!!

  4. E. Williams

    Sep 11th, 2014

    I have noticed his horns appear to be showing too. He’s forgetting to have them shaved down.

    • Walter Bucket

      Sep 12th, 2014

      I saw those horns in pic. He grew them pretty fast. Of course, I hadn’t seen him in Washington for a long time. Hope he realizes deer hunting season almost here.

  5. Captain america

    Sep 12th, 2014

    …no doubt as
    Michelle keeps a close rein on him…but then, drug abuse does have an effect on horniness….

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