ISIS Cleric Says Jihadist Will Receive 144 Virgins If Killed By US Forces In Rare Two-For-One Giveaway
by Annoying Rash on 22/09/14 at 9:49 am
Sudan, Africa – (satireworld.com)
Recently, one of the ISIL muftis in Sudan, has tried to induce Sudanese youth to join terrorist groups in Iraq and Syria.
To encourage his audience he distributed some women he claims were virgins visiting from heaven among them and said: “Whoever to be killed at the hands of the heretics will receive 72 virgins, some of which they can pass out to members of their families on the Day of Judgment.
He continued: “But, whoever to be killed at the hands of Americans will receive 144 virgins in a rare two-fer-one deal.
It was not enough for him, so he falsely added another narrative and said: “Our prophet allowed us to kill children and women of infidels their dogs, goldfish, and parakeets too”!
It wasn’t claried if the martyr would get less or more virgins for killing parakeets.