Chelsea Has A Baby….Grandpa Bill Passes Out Cigars….No One Lights Them Up!

by on 28/09/14 at 6:51 am

Mother and daughter are doing fine.  Chelsea speaks to reporters saying she's already registered daughter Charlotte vas a Democrat so she can vote in 2016.

Mother and daughter are doing fine. Chelsea speaks to reporters saying she’s already registered daughter Charlotte as a Democrat so she can vote in 2016.

Moments after popping out her kid, Chelsea brings refreshments to friends and family in her hospital room.

Moments after popping out her kid, Chelsea brings refreshments to friends and family in her hospital room.

Grandpa Bill says the freshness of his cigars are due to the unique humidor he keeps them in.

Grandpa Bill says the freshness of his cigars are due to the unique humidor he keeps them in, but amits he was surprised that no one took any that he offered..

New York City, NY – (satireworld.com)

Chelsea Clinton- Mezvinsky, aka Thunder thighs-in-Waiting, delivered a 12lb baby girl named Charlotte in a hospitalized drama setting that had more people milling about than a two hour televised mini-series filmed in Tokyo.

Chelsea Clinton has given birth to a girl, she said in a statement on her Twitter and Facebook profiles, giving former President Bill Clinton and former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton their first grandchild.

“Marc and I are full of love, awe and gratitude as we celebrate the birth of our daughter, Charlotte Clinton Mezvinsky,” Clinton said in the post, referring to her investment banker husband Marc Mezvinsky. who’s family is only exceeded by Al Capone in ties to crooked dealings.

As soon as the news hit early morning TV news shows, grandpa Bill Clinton made the rounds talking about a dynasty, the 2054 elections, and a possible book deal for Chelsea about her birthing experience. There was a noticeable amount of discomfort as Bill Clinton pulled out a handfull of his special cigars in an attempt to pass them out to cast members who recoiled in disgust as the stogies were thrust toward them.



One Response to “Chelsea Has A Baby….Grandpa Bill Passes Out Cigars….No One Lights Them Up!”

  1. E. Williams

    Sep 29th, 2014

    Good one!

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