North Korea’s Kim Jung Un Discovered Safe

by on 11/10/14 at 6:11 am

Kim loved the popular 'Pug Ride' that is, until his entourage ran out of quarters.

Kim loved the popular ‘Pug Ride’ that is, until his entourage ran out of quarters, and then in a fit of rage ordered his bodyguards to siege the boats at the Pirates of the Caribbean and fire at Cinderella’s Castle.

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Kim Jung Un, North Korea’s diminutive dictator, has been discovered safe and sound.  The country’s President for Life had not been seen for several weeks and had international political experts theorizing that his government had been overthrown.

Kim Jung Un was discovered in Anaheim, California at the Disneyland Amusement Park.  He was found outside of a snack bar in the “It’s a Small World” area, eating Fried Twinkies and drinking lemonade.  As he was wearing his traditional black clothing and a set of Mickey Mouse ears, several children were chased away from getting autographs by the North Korean bodyguards.

A spokesman for the dictator said that he originally flew to Los Angeles to have his tonsils removed at an area hospital.  After eating unlimited Popsicles, fudgesicles, and dreamsicles, he begin touring the California theme parks (Magic Mountain, Knott’s Berry Farm, Legoland, Sea World, and Disneyland).  After seeing a North Korean flag in the Flag of Nations exhibit, he decided that It’s a Small World was the best place for him to be in the United States and has claimed the land for his country.  He has spent most of the last week there, except when he leaves the area daily to ride the Flying Dumbos.

The North Korean Navy, which has commandeered two boats in the Pirate’s of the Caribbean area, have vowed to defend their leader and his military conquests.  They have also demanded that Kim Jung Un be the honorary Grand Marshall at least once a week at the nightly parade.  They also demanded that Kim Jung Un’s late father no longer be referred to as “Old Yeller” as they felt that referring to Asians as the Yellow Menace was outdated, disrespectful, and politically incorrect.

Kim Jung Un, however, was told that he is going to have to see a dentist soon outside of the park as he has gotten several cavities from his constant diet of concession foods like cotton candy and caramel apples.

Goofy, Donald Duck, and Pluto declined to comment.




2 Responses to “North Korea’s Kim Jung Un Discovered Safe”

  1. Bargis

    Oct 11th, 2014

    good one Jman!

    • Walter Bucket

      Oct 11th, 2014

      Leave it to J-Man to reveal what has really been going on over there. No one else knew this.

      We need more J-Men and less G-Men.

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