(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS……..according to Nopes! #86

by on 20/11/14 at 6:09 pm

DID YOU KNOW???? Down at the Al Shabib mosque, the faithful found a way to make a few bucks selling advertizing hoping to pay off their large mortgage.

DID YOU KNOW????
Down at the Al Shabib mosque, the faithful found a way to make a few bucks selling advertizing hoping to pay off their large mortgage.


(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS

1. Some gay men think it is good luck if your partner farts seven times from escaping air, while having sex. Usually they go out afterwards and celebrate.

2. Independents take three times longer to vote than Democrats or Republicans. “Some of us have to think about what we’re doing”, one commented.

3. While right-handed people usually chew their food on the right side of their mouth, left-handed people chew on the left. Those that are ambidextrous tend to talk with their mouths full and blow food all over the table.

4. In 1944, a huge natural gas explosion rocked Cleveland, rolling people out of bed and leaving many injured. However, it eventually led to the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame being built there.

5. Husbands who help clean up a messy house have a lot more sex than those who come home and turn on the TV or head down to the local bar while the wife cooks and cleans up.

6. In 2010, another feud broke out between the Hatfields and McCoys after Homer Hatfield defriended Elmer McCoy on Facebook!

7. In 1901 the first successful occupied barrel ride over Niagara Falls in a barrel was completed. The occupant, a monkey, was said to have laughed all the way down.

8. Only three former Village Idiots have been elected pope.

9. Coffee without additives have no calories. Plus, six cups before bedtime can cause you to burn up 6-700 calories tossing in bed, walking the floor and heading for the bathroom.

10. Houdini was supposed to come back from the dead but apparently failed. Actually he did come back as a sheep but kept bleating, jestering and pulling a quarter out of peoples ears until he was slaughtered as people believed the sheep was possessed.

11. A British secret report revealed by Edward Snowden says that archaeologists had dug up the remains of several large human beings near Bonehenge!

12. Since Roman times, having a toast at a wedding has been a sign of good luck for the couple. The only difference is while today, we click glasses, back then they burned a witch.

13. TRUE: PETA has condemned a family in California for having a 50-pound housecat. Family claims it’s a new breed that rolls from place to place instead of walking.

14. There is yet to be discovered a cleaner that will take opossum grease out of a table cloth.

15. In Japan, it is against the law to carry a concealed Sumeria Sword unless you have special license.

-Walter Bucket



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