Ferguson New Top Vacation Spot for Race Baiters, Haters, and Racists

by on 23/11/14 at 6:22 am

Black Panther Party members will provide punch and cookies down at the ML King Auditorium

Black Panther Party members say they’ll provide free punch and cookies down at the ML King Auditorium

FERGUSON, MO – (satireworld,com)

Thanks to the Rev. Al Sharpton, Ferguson is now the number one hotspot in the nation for a race-baiting racist and his/her family to spend their vacation time participating in a riot, learning how to make a Molotov cocktail, or experience how to properly loot a store firsthand.

Julie Nixon, a member of the Ferguson Chamber of Commerce and agitator herself, says, “Where else can you go and throw things at cops? The beach thing has been done to death. If you want a real vacation, come here and immerse yourself in the violence. That will make for a vacation the whole family will remember!”

The protesters are even running tour buses where visitors can view where Michael Brown was shot, see his unmarked grave at the cemetery, and yell profanity at “the pigs” as the bus cruises past the Ferguson Police Department.

The Chamber of Commerce even ran a commercial starring Motel 6′s Tom Bodett which ends with “We’ll even leave a store on fire for ya.”

DeAndre Mitchell told us, “It’s a great place to come and blow off steam, you know what I’m sayin’? People from all over are welcome to come here, protest, maybe shoot someone, and then help us hunt down tho’s crackas on the grand jury if they don’t indict.”

All male visitors will have to exchange their shirts for wife beaters and pull their pants down below their asses in order to achieve the proper street cred of a Ferguson race-baiting protester.

One anonymous vacationer said, “I’m getting impatient, man. What are they waiting for? I’m ready to tear this town apart!”  When we asked the man if he lived in town, he said, “Aw, hell no! I was bussed in from Atlanta by Sharpton’s thugs just to stir things up. Ferguson is a nice place to visit, but I wouldn’t want to live here.” We then asked him if he had been to the street where Michael Brown lost his life and he replied, “Who?” #HandsUpDontLoot

2 Responses to “Ferguson New Top Vacation Spot for Race Baiters, Haters, and Racists”

  1. Philbert of Macadamia

    Nov 23rd, 2014

    The Ferguson chapter of the NAACP designated “Black Friday” a racist holiday and called for a boycott of looting on that day!

  2. E. Williams

    Nov 23rd, 2014

    The Grand Jury has waited so long, they might as well wait until Black Friday and nobody will know the difference between shopping and a riot.

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