Why Millenials Are Too Stupid To Fight Back

by on 29/11/14 at 1:21 pm

What Oliver Friedfeld (Mr White Privilage)really looks like

What Oliver Friedfeld (Mr White Privilage)really looks like

Oliver Friedfeld....aka I'm so guilty of White Privilage

Oliver Friedfeld….aka I’m so guilty of White Privilage

Georgetown, DC – (satireworld.com)

via Brietbart/Kristin Tate

Oliver Friedfeld, a senior at Georgetown University (GU) and his roommate were recently mugged at gun point…but Friedfeld says he deserved it because of his “white privilege.”

In an oped for the GU newspaper, The Hoya, Friedfeld wrote that he “can hardly blame” the assailants for robbing him. He argued that income inequality is to blame for the incident.

“Who am I to stand from my perch of privilege, surrounded by million-dollar homes and paying for a $60,000 education, to condemn these young men as ‘thugs?’ It’s precisely this kind of ‘otherization’ that fuels the problem,” Friedfeld wrote.

He continued, “Not once did I consider our attackers to be ‘bad people.’ I trust that they weren’t trying to hurt me. In fact, if they knew me, I bet they’d think I was okay. The fact that these two kids, who appeared younger than I, have even had to entertain these questions suggests their universes are light years away from mine.”

Friedfeld asserted that in order to end opportunistic crime, “We should look at ourselves first. Simply amplifying police presence will not solve the issue.”

It is up to millenials to “right some of the wrongs of the past,” the GU senior continued. “Until we do so, we should get comfortable with sporadic muggings and break-ins. I can hardly blame them. The cards are all in our hands, and we’re not playing them.”

Editor’s Note: Hey Friedfeld….I hear there’s several black homosexual men with HIV that are having a difficult time having any type of sex these days in Georgetown. Perhaps your ‘white privilaged’ ass can be of some assistance. I’m sure it will help with all that guilt you carry as baggage.



5 Responses to “Why Millenials Are Too Stupid To Fight Back”

  1. Bargis

    Nov 29th, 2014

    This guy is truly a dickhead and his future looks pretty dim to me

  2. E. Williams

    Nov 29th, 2014

    As a white dude, I felt so guilty yesterday that I didn’t shop on Black Friday (Don’t tell them I never do) and I feel so much better today.

  3. captain America

    Nov 29th, 2014

    White is the New Black (minority)

  4. Philbert of Macadamia

    Nov 29th, 2014

    Oliver is a Schmuck!!

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