(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS……..according to Nopes! #93

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DID YOU KNOW??? In 2001, Debbie Wasserman-Schultz won the Bat Shit Award from Broward Community College

In 2001, Debbie Wasserman-Schultz won the Crazy As Bat Shit Award from Broward Community College

(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS

1. There are no cocks in any of the Casinos in Las Vegas. If one should get in there and crow at daylight, it might warn people and they’d realize that they have gambled all night!

2. The Golden Coffin of 14th Century BC King Tut now in an Egyptian Museum was discovered by archeologists in 1923. Today, EVERY SINGLE PERSON IN THAT GROUP IS NOW DEAD!!!! While “Nopes” is not superstitious, facts are facts. For the last 65 years of his life, the last of the group was always looking over his shoulder.

3. Alexander Graham Bell’s reported first call to his wife on their home telephone asked her what she was wearing. (“You’ll see when you get here.” “I’m on my way!”).

4. Collecting Money is the worlds most favorite hobby.

5. To a hungry goat, a cabbage head is no different than a head of lettuce. However, the goats owner can tell you in just a couple of hours if it ate the cabbage!

6. The woman who owns the world record for giving births, begat 69! Although her name is not given, she was the first wife of Feodor Vassilian who lived near Moscow. She died while given birth to number 69 when she suddenly turned inside out.

7. The Principality of Manaton is eleven and a half acres in size, ten of which are covered by a casino.

8. Being a court jester would seem like a great job by most people living in the Middle Ages. However, according to their diaries “I MUST come up with a great joke or tale today and make the king laugh, else he will kick me in the nuts. For some reason, he always gets a big laugh out of my antics after that.”

9. In 19th Century England, there was a hired man whose only job was to swallow or cram all the dice and chips as soon as they heard the police raid begin downstairs.

10. The world’s largest apple came from New York, hence “The Big Apple”. The world’s biggest lemon came from Detroit and was called , “The Ford Pinto”.

11. In the early 1950s, the purses made out of sow’s ears were the hot item and bestseller for 3-4 years.

12. Astronaut, Neil Armstrong, by using a little water, left his ass-print on the surface of the moon, though he denies it.

13. Accidentally, over an open mike, President Obama was heard telling Joe Biden, “We now have 89% of illegal Mexican immigrants that we’ll need to build my pyramid.”

14. A teenage Clark Kent often got into trouble as many female students told their teachers that he was always staring at their bodies through those weird glasses.

15. Many times before a clown car opened at the circus and 38 clowns came running out, people recall hearing little voices saying, “Stop that! Will you guys quit clowning around?”

-Walter Bucket

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