(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS……..according to Nopes! #103

by on 15/12/14 at 5:27 pm

DID YOU KNOW??? In 2006, Nancy Peosi volunteered to be water boarded.  Always the joker in the crowd, VP Cheney played a practical joke by collecting urine from House Republicans in an innocent looking Perrier container.

DID YOU KNOW???
In 2006, Nancy Peosi volunteered to be water boarded.
Always the joker in the crowd, VP Cheney played a practical joke by collecting urine from House Republicans in an innocent looking Perrier container.

(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS

1. False: Fighting Rooster claims that losing his pecker early in the cockfight just spurred him on!

2. Hawkeye Pierce (Alan Alda) averaged 15 complaints an episode over the long history of M.A.S.H.

3. In 1947, a guide dog named Lulu became the first ever to lead his owner up a tree.

4. T/F: The Statler Brothers arrested over songs of nostalgia having led to over 100 suicides. “They sing about when you were young and back at school and about missing friends and it causes deep depression”, says arresting officer.

5. TRUE: New Television Reality Show will feature professional looters who watch for protests somewhere and join in yelling and throwing bricks through shop windows.

6. TRUE: Three protesters carrying “Stop Global Warming!” signs found frozen to death in Minnesota.

7. TRUE: Baby born two years ago in remote village in Peru speaks with two voices that don’t always agree.

8. Only female mosquitoes bite you. Some feminine males try but wind up sucking at it.

9. PETA threatens to sue scientists at Think Tank betting on whose headless cockroach will live the longest!

10. As of 2010 census, there have been over 400 patents taken out on toothpicks.

11. In 1974 comic special, Superman blamed Paisley Kryptonite for his sudden attack upon his friend Jimmy Olsen. FALSE: (The comic actually appeared in 1976).

12. TRUE: No one works full time at a sperm bank.

13. TRUE: Most orphanages around the world are full of red-headed stepchildren.

14. Dollywood spreading out further in Pigeon Forge, Tennessee as it now includes two large mountains.

15. The male spider’s penis is located at the end of one of it’s legs. This explains Spiderman’s zipper located just above his right pants cuff.



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