by E. Williams on 22/12/14 at 8:19 pm
PYONGYANG, NORTH KOREA – (satireworld.com)
Korea’s Supreme Leader, Kim Jong-Un, angry about the movie “The Interview,” has announced plans that his country will produce an action adventure film based on true events that will not portray President Obama and other high ranking officials in a positive light. The film will be made using a 1998 JVC camcorder.
Jong-Un said the film’s budget will be the American equivalent of $25. Dennis Rodman, without his facial piercings, will star in the film and play President Obama. The story will evolve around an attack on an American embassy in which a high ranking government official, and several others, are killed by terrorists while the President and Secretary of State sleep comfortably in their beds half a world away.
Some have criticized Jong-Un, saying he is taking a cheap shot at American officials over the Benghazi incident, but he claims the movie is not making fun of their incompetence in Benghazi since the story takes place in a town in Libya named Beleghazi, a fictional name nowhere even close to Benghazi.
Rodman plays a narcissistic, golfing addict who never takes blame for his mistakes. Gwyneth Paltrow, wearing a prosthetic mask, plays Hillary Clitton, an inept Secretary of State who equates success with racking up huge frequent flyer miles while producing no concrete results. Jong-Un claims any similarities to the president and Mrs. Clinton are merely coincidental.
Only ten thousand North Koreans were harmed in the making of the film.