(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS……..according to Nopes! #122

by on 22/01/15 at 6:42 am

DID YOU KNOW??? At first, record audiences who sat through over two hours of the hit movie 'American Sniper' had a difficult time actually spotting the sniper since his concealment was so well planned.

DID YOU KNOW???
At first, record audiences who sat through over two hours of the hit movie ‘American Sniper’ had a difficult time actually spotting the sniper since his concealment was so well planned.

(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS

1. “Let’s Make A Dill”, the #2 Game Show, to be sponsored by Levitra for next five years. (Longer than Viagra’s “Dill of Fortune” 3-year contract).

2. The Weather Channel sued by Al Gore for not warning about Global Warming instead of predicting cold weather! Channel responds that it only reports the weather and for Gore to ‘Cool it!’. Gore: “SEE!”

3. Lois Lane once told friends that on her and Clark Kent’s wedding night, “He’d only stop when he started smelling rubber burning.”

4. Penguins are attracted to the smell of rotten eggs. Experts in the field say that the young ones noise when jumping back into the water means, “The last one in smells a rotten egg!”

5. TRUE: Arica, Chile is the world’s driest place. The last time it rained, many fled the area yelling, “The Sky Is Falling!!”

6. “Harry & The Hendersons” was originally intended as a horror movie.

7. Lawrence Welk, because of his thick accent, never understood anything he himself said. “En deere we half dee lovingly champ pane lardy single in dollop…..Ah..1..&….ah…3…”

8. A Japanese robot that walks and talks said his first words in 2014: “You great big beeeep idiots! You forgot to give me a Johnson!”

9. In honor of Barack Obama, the Kenyan treasury will print several trillion dollar bills with his photo as President on the front side and a cute pic of him as a baby on the other.

10. Justin Bieber taught himself to play the guitar at the age of…the age of…well, actually, we’re still waiting.

11. TRUE: The loudest human snore is louder than a jackhammer. In fact, according to police reports, a few new wives have used a jackhammer to stop it.

12. The first Denver Pot Store to burn down turned drivers into grinning idiots, hitting other idiot’s cars and both outside pointing at crushed fenders and laughing their asses off.

13. While sleepwalking is fairly common, sleep clogging is rare.

14. TRUE: Larry Flynt was spotted in 2012 in a helium ballooned wheelchair flying low over a nudist colony.

15. TRUE: In 2009, Bernie Madoff was sentenced to 150 years in prison for plagiarizing the United States Social Security System!

-Walter Bucket



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