(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS……..according to Nopes! #124

by on 27/01/15 at 5:47 am

DID YOU KNOW??? An X-ray shown in court was all it took to convince a jury that Manuel Garcia was wrongly fired from his job at Coca-Cola by use of 'extreme termination procedures.'

DID YOU KNOW???
An X-ray shown in court was all it took to convince a jury that Manuel Garcia was wrongly fired from his job at Coca-Cola by use of what the judge claims was ‘extreme termination procedures.’

(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS

1. T/F: Many “Lifers” and “Survivors” are considering becoming extremely obese so that they could survive the first year on stored body fat alone.

2. At any given time, the Skipper is chewing Gilligan’s ass for doing something stupid on a rerun somewhere.

3. T/F: One out of 3000 babies is born with a silver spoon in its mouth. Doctors say it’s usually caused by one or both parents use of Colloidal Silver.

4. The thick skin at the point of your elbow is called a ‘wenis’. That’s where we get the political expression, “He doesn’t know his wenis from his penis!”

5. In the year 1999, Pope John Paul II was named an “Honorary BeeGee”.

6. False: Oddly enough, Wernher Von Braun died on December 25th of 1998 of Extreme Missle Toe.

7. Although they never really revealed why the oldest Cartwright son was nicknamed “Hoss”, Actor Dan Blocker always told his fans that it was a “private matter”.

8. FALSE: A Think Tank has given up on trying to answer the question: “Why is a lost object always in the last place you look?”

9. T/F: The President says he did not advise the elderly to take those bad flu shots just because he could have their social security money saved to pay for jobs for illegal aliens. “We needed a vacation to Paris or Monaco and I needed a new set of clubs.”

10. The rain we feel falling from the skies today was dinosaur piss several million years ago. I guess what comes around goes around.

11. Emeril Lagasse has apologized to ABC audience for listing Milk of Magnesia instead of Milk in his wonderful dinner recipe last December. For now, Mr. Lagasse is staying at an unknown location. “I don’t know why”, stated one former fan. “Most of us have been staying close to our own bathrooms.”

12. Off Broadway Musical, “Elvis, The King Found Dead on His Throne” will begin on March 1st if all goes as planned. There have been 10,000 Tryouts for the King thus far.

13. People living average number of years will swallow or inhale approximately 22 spiders while asleep in their lifetime.

14. F/T: Japanese government officials say that any babies born with three eyes, four ears, half & half male/female have nothing to do with the nuclear disaster a couple years ago.

15. Surprisingly, Disney World is the second leading purchaser of explosives after the United States Military. Release of the information notes that Walt Disney is still ‘The Head’ of that organization.

-Walter Bucket



4 Responses to “(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS……..according to Nopes! #124”

  1. E. Williams

    Jan 27th, 2015

    #13 leaves me saying the old phrase “you learn something new every day.” Thank, WB!

  2. Walter Bucket

    Jan 27th, 2015

    Since I’m a mouth breather, I’ll probably swallow a hundred.

  3. Philbert of Macadamia

    Jan 27th, 2015

    #9

    Progressive President Obama’s proposed tax polices are like a badly written computer program: Garbage in, Garbage out!

  4. E. Williams

    Jan 27th, 2015

    #10 is another gem.

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