(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS……..according to Nopes! #127

by on 02/02/15 at 7:20 am

DID YOU KNOW??? The 4th annual He-Man Fart Smelling Jamboree in Fart Wayne Indiana has set an attendance record with almost 4,000 fart enthusiasts attending.  Ned Lamprey was crowned the winner and received the coveted  'Anal Gas Bag trophy'

DID YOU KNOW???
The 4th annual He-Man Fart Smelling Jamboree in Fart Wayne Indiana has set an attendance record with almost 4,000 fart enthusiasts attending. Kentucky’s Ned Lamprey was crowned the winner and received the coveted ‘Al Gore Gas Bag Trophy’

(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS

1. The “Hokey Pokey” was originally danced by only two people, both Yokels, on their wedding night.

2. It took over 80 years and 50,000 Chinese laborers to dig the Grand Canyon!

3. TRUE: Jellyfish are not really fish. They have no brain, no heart and no bones. In fact, except for their boneheads, pretty much like our congressmen.

4. T/F: Leopards are known to eat just about anything except for haggis and Aunt Bea’s pickles.

5. In 2006, a gay high school football player was fagged 40 times in one season for piling on.

6. Over 500 women are injured every year by putting their thong on backwards in the dark. (*Notice: Elton John credits this as a teenager for helping him hit higher notes in many of his songs.).

7. World War Two wasn’t actually over until a Japanese soldier was killed by Ted Nugent in the Philippines in 2002.

8. FALSE: Americans Indians finally quit fighting after a troop of French/American soldiers defeated them at Window Rock. “We can’t beat French, we give up”, stated Chief Iron E.

9. Viking helmet and axe found inside ruins of the Trojan Horse.

10. T/F: For the last 2 weeks of his life, Benjamin Franklin began every sentence with, “Now back when I was President…”

11. Winter lasts over 20 years on Uranus. That’s how it got it’s name. You walk out on the ice there and you’ll land on Uranus.

12. Black truffles sell for $95.00 an ounce at present (December, 2014), while white truffles bring in $169.00. Look for Al Sharpton and his truffle-sniffing pigs to lead a march in France this summer.

13. The ice cream cone was invented at the St. Louis World’s Fair but only became popular ten years later when someone placed a scoop of ice cream in the cone.

14. Poll reveals that in Las Vegas, one out of every five babies need a new pair of shoes.

15. Washington Redskins considering changing their name to “Forked-Tongued White Eyes!”

-Walter Bucket



One Response to “(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS……..according to Nopes! #127”

  1. Walter Bucket

    Feb 2nd, 2015

    Great photo. Caught them in the act.

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