This Valentine’s Day Dems Want You to Give the Gift of Obamacare Instead

by on 14/02/15 at 6:59 am

Perhaps the World's Most Stupid Man.... Alex McCormick felt the wrath of his wife and also the weight of a laptop mhitting his face numerous times. the

Perhaps the World’s Most Stupidiest Man….
Alex McCormick felt the wrath of his wife and also the weight of a laptop hitting his face numerous times.

Beautiful candl;e light dinner, a bottle of red wi ne...Cathy McCormick had a Valentine's Day treat all set-up for hubby...Until he pulled out his laptop and Googled 'Healthcare.com'

A beautiful candle light dinner, a bottle of red wine…Cathy McCormick had a Valentine’s Day treat all set-up for hubby Alex…Until he pulled out his laptop and Googled ‘Healthcare.com’

WASHINGTON D.C. – (satireworld.com)

Forget candy and flowers, they’ve been done to death for Valentine’s Day. This year, show your love by forcing your special someone to sign up for something they probably don’t want – Obamacare! Who wouldn’t want to be surprised with that?! After all, nothing says love more than a bloated, unsuccessful government program.

House Minority (Thank God!) Leader, Nancy Pelosi, today reminded reporters that open enrollment ends this weekend and it happens to coincide with Valentine’s Day. “What better way is there to show you care than by helping someone special “get covered?” I can think of a million better ways.

Skip the candy, flowers, movie, and dinner out and surprise your girl by staying in, sitting down in front of a romantic fire, pouring a glass of wine, and whipping out your…laptop. Log in to the clusterf^ck that is Healthcare.gov and see if you get laid this Valentine’s Day. Be sure to do this in an area where there aren’t any sharp objects around or you might find yourself having to use your own Obamacare coverage at the hospital. Not the best way to spend Valentine’s night.

And if your special lady surprises you with a little something she brought home from Victoria’s Secret, gently ask her to save it for another night as this evening will be spent wandering down the Healthcare.gov rabbit hole and there likely will be little time for hanky panky after the two of you give up hours later out of frustration.

If you find yourself not getting any love from the one you want, remember: You took romance advice from Nancy Pelosi. NEVER a good idea. Even if you do get lucky enough to see some action, your relations may not be that passionate since your partner is likely picturing Pajama Boy, a big turn off, instead of you. Unfortunately, no matter how much lingerie you dress it up in, there’s just nothing sexy about Obamacare. Or Nancy Pelosi.



8 Responses to “This Valentine’s Day Dems Want You to Give the Gift of Obamacare Instead”

  1. Walter Bucket

    Feb 14th, 2015

    Good one! Thanks for the update on ObamaDoesn’tCare.

  2. leon kushner

    Feb 14th, 2015

    Cathy will you marry me? I live in Ontario Canada. We have fre provincial health care.

  3. E. Williams

    Feb 14th, 2015

    Excellent pics for this one, Bargis. And thanks, Mr. Bucket!

  4. Bargis

    Feb 14th, 2015

    Great story Evil! Nice tits on Ms. McCormick also

  5. Philbert of Macadamia

    Feb 14th, 2015

    Nice one EW.

    The “bickered witch” of the west Pelosi is just pissed-off, as she was turned down for the lead in the film “50 Shades of Grey.”

    • E. Williams

      Feb 14th, 2015

      It would have had to be “50 Shades of Cray” in which a young billionaire makes an old skank batshit crazy!

  6. Bargis

    Feb 16th, 2015

    MmmmmmmmmmmmmThanks for the mammaries!

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