Marie Barf (sic) Moving on as new CEO of Sony!

by on 20/02/15 at 1:20 pm

State Department spokeswoman Marie Harf finally shows off her real pearl necklace after being humiliated at a local fraternity party by frat members who gave her their version of a 'pearl necklace'  after two six-packs and a few joints.

State Department spokeswoman Marie Harf shows off her genuine pearl necklace to the press after being publically humiliated at a local fraternity party last Friday night by frat members who promised her their version of a ‘pearl necklace’ after two six-packs and a few Colorado joints.

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Brain dead 33 year old Marie Harf, spokesbabe for the State Department says she’s accepted a new job as CEO of Sony pictures after being mocked by internet fans who ‘just don’t get my nuances!”

Harf’s career only proves the old military axim, FUMU (F****k up move up) as the former CIA spokes-chic and Obama resident expert on unemployment amongst Jihadists keeps landing on her knees…make that feet, eh?

The youthful appearing Harf, who recently abandoned her undergraduate look of panty hose, kulats and knee socks, has since moved on to plaid pants suits and knee high italian leather boots secreted Ben Wa balls and nipple clips influenced by her White House viewing of ’50 shades of Biden’ screened by the VP’s staff in a private showing where the VP delivered a tongue lashing to unprepared staffers.

Chris Dodd former Senator and now Hollywood spokesman, former ‘butt buddy’ of Barney Frank, Ted Kennedy and the VP applauded the decision by Sony execs to ‘reach out’ for Harf.

“There hasn’t been any Nuances in Hollywood since Woody Allen married his step’s about time!”

Sony announced their new blockbuster to counter “American Sniper” as “Mohammed the Ripper’ a remake of the London Thriller with Harf saying, “we’re going to put a lot of those disadvantaged jihadists to work at above union scale…this will stop workplace violence cold and help pick up the slack from falling oil prices in Libya”

President Obama said Harf would be honored with the Presidential Freedom Medal at a Mosque near the White House and be introduced to the nation by Huma Weiner on behalf of the Moslem Brotherhood.

3 Responses to “Marie Barf (sic) Moving on as new CEO of Sony!”

  1. Bargis

    Feb 20th, 2015

    woman is a brain-void twit and probably pours baking soda down her skivvies before venturing on a date with an equally disgusting twit

  2. Captain america

    Feb 20th, 2015

    ….and they said you can’t get pregnant from sandal sex…..!

  3. Philbert of Macadamia

    Feb 20th, 2015

    Secretary of State John Kerry has indicated Marie Harf’s next 4 year diplomatic posting will be to either Iraq, Somalia, Yemen, or Afghanistan.

    Keeping a cool head she could then implement her “Jobs for Jihadis” training during off duty time.

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