by captain america on 20/02/15 at 1:20 pm
Washington, DC – (satireworld.com)
Brain dead 33 year old Marie Harf, spokesbabe for the State Department says she’s accepted a new job as CEO of Sony pictures after being mocked by internet fans who ‘just don’t get my nuances!”
Harf’s career only proves the old military axim, FUMU (F****k up move up) as the former CIA spokes-chic and Obama resident expert on unemployment amongst Jihadists keeps landing on her knees…make that feet, eh?
The youthful appearing Harf, who recently abandoned her undergraduate look of panty hose, kulats and knee socks, has since moved on to plaid pants suits and knee high italian leather boots secreted Ben Wa balls and nipple clips influenced by her White House viewing of ’50 shades of Biden’ screened by the VP’s staff in a private showing where the VP delivered a tongue lashing to unprepared staffers.
Chris Dodd former Senator and now Hollywood spokesman, former ‘butt buddy’ of Barney Frank, Ted Kennedy and the VP applauded the decision by Sony execs to ‘reach out’ for Harf.
“There hasn’t been any Nuances in Hollywood since Woody Allen married his step daughter..it’s about time!”
Sony announced their new blockbuster to counter “American Sniper” as “Mohammed the Ripper’ a remake of the London Thriller with Harf saying, “we’re going to put a lot of those disadvantaged jihadists to work at above union scale…this will stop workplace violence cold and help pick up the slack from falling oil prices in Libya”
President Obama said Harf would be honored with the Presidential Freedom Medal at a Mosque near the White House and be introduced to the nation by Huma Weiner on behalf of the Moslem Brotherhood.