(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents True Facts……..according to Nopes! #141

by on 25/02/15 at 4:25 am

Mild Bob Hickok wasn't much for cards and drinking, but was known to make a wicked quiche

Mild Bob Hickok wasn’t much for cards and drinking, but was known to make a wicked quiche for the boys while tending to the cattle

(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents True Facts

1. In France, “The Mime Murders” continue to this date as the villain hasn’t left many clues. Police there say a fifth victim was found early today, suffocated within his locked-from-the-outside, invisible cube. “You could see where he had scratched the inside as he gasped for air”, stated the woman who found him. “That is, I could have seen them if they had been visible.”

2. Astronomers have announced that the former planet, Pluto, has left our solar system and seems to be headed for Sirius, the Dog Star!

3. Congratulations to Mississippi as 60% of her high school students have finished all 12 grades in 2014.

4. According to the 2010 Census, only 562 Heads of households were named Agamemnon, the lowest number ever recorded.

5. Elephants are pregnant twice as long as human females. When the little guy gets fully grown, he/she will weigh twice as much as a fully-grown human as of 2009.

6. Mickey Rooney’s last words were, “I Do!”.

7. Only one person has actually been documented as turning green with envy.

8. The #2 game played at most nursing homes after Bingo, is Kick Boxing.

9. Kit Carson killed a lot of Native Americans but his family argue that he was upset about them always pointing to him and going, “Here Kitty, Kitty, Kitty!”

10. Ed Sullivan invented the Limbo!

11. Wild Bill Hickok had a grandson, Mild Bob Hickok, who was also shot to death after winning a game of Tiddly Winks!

12. Which car dealership has won the most visited and sold the most cars for the fifth year in a row? It’s “Thong-City Ford” in Florida!

13. Goose Mountain has dropped it’s “Toilet Paper Shaped Like Leaves” as most campers still use real leaves. They say there is only one chance in twenty that they grab up a handful of poison ivy with the leaves, while hunkered in the dark.

14. Overheard lingo on secret hidden mikes from Mafia hits: “Donating all his organs”, “Will be voting Democrat by proxy” and “Playing harp with Lennon and Harrison”.

15. With gays in the military now out of the closet, no one gets insulted anymore for being called a “Candy Ass!”

-Walter Bucket

3 Responses to “(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents True Facts……..according to Nopes! #141”

  1. Bargis

    Feb 25th, 2015

    WB still on top of his game!

  2. Walter Bucket

    Feb 25th, 2015

    Thanks for the photo of Mild Bob Hickok. Glad to know who this lesser known grandson.

  3. Captain america

    Feb 25th, 2015

    …mild Bob was the first cow poke to come out of closet when he
    Appeared with his revolutionary “cross draw” holster in a unisex
    Bathroom in Seattle!

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