by Philbert of Macadamia on 24/03/15 at 6:26 am
Olympia Washington – (satireworld.com)
The heads of 30 federally recognized Indian tribes (Native Americans) that live in or off the 30 reservations located in Washington State held a meeting here in the Capital city. The subject was how to derive continued revenue to support scholarship and benefits to all Indian tribes residing in the state.
All agreed that Indian Casino gambling has been maxed out in the state. An attempt to buy the Seattle Seahawks Football Franchise had failed. However, a rumor is still floating around the National Football League (NFL) locker rooms that the Seattle Seahawks are planning a move to Oklahoma City for the 2016 season, after the team’s loss in Super bowl XLIX.
A proposal to buy the Washington Redskins Football Franchise from the current owners was raised, discussed and approved in light of the rumor. A tentative contract was drafted to the current franchise owners to buy, move the Washington Redskins football team and management to Washington State for the 2017 season; keeping the same name, logo and uniforms; and to build a new stadium/sports complex on one of the Indian reservations. Some of the participants were still queasy about the logo!
The public relations value is priceless, as no more President Obama, US Attorney General Eric Holder and busybody “racist spewing” diatribes from activists as the Washington Redskins would be owned by Native Americans. Final approval would be required by; a vote of the attending Indian tribe members, the NFL Commissioner, other franchise owners and the Washington Redskin’s owners!