Democrats Pull Sick Prank On Nation With Reid Retirement Announcement

by on 29/03/15 at 7:13 am

The true Democratic Party in action....Show us your tits one more time Nancy!

Have You Been Invited To The Party???

The true Democratic Party in action….Show us your tits one more time Nancy!

WASHINGTON D.C. – (satireworld.com)

America is on wobbly legs these days. If we’re not being hit with the realization that our president is appeasing our enemies by trying to give them nukes, then we’re being told the next best hope for president is a woman who can’t be trusted to save an email. Or maybe we’re being told that a Middle Eastern country that was held up as a success in the fight against instability in the region just six months ago, is now on fire – but that it’s still a success!

We are even being undercut by Republicans who promised one thing before the last election, but are already breaking promises they made to us on a weekly basis. That makes what happened today especially harsh. Senate Minority Loser, Harry Reid, announced his retirement at the end of his current term. This would normally be cause for celebrations in the streets, complete with fireworks and parades.

Reid has been an embarrassment of biblical proportions to the US Senate for many years. In fact, if the door hit Harry about a hundred times on the way out, well, that would just be alright. But the celebration over Reid’s departure was short-lived when it became apparent that his successor will be none other than the OTHER major douchebag in the Senate, New York’s own Chuck Schumer.

Schumer has built a reputation for being the pettiest of all senators and his favorite political play on something he disagrees with is to ban it. Schumer, another Harvard graduate (We need another one of those like we all need another hole in our heads) majored in media whoring and hasn’t let up in that area yet.

So look for Schumer to keep up the shrill sound continuously coming from the senate and, remember kids, the most dangerous place to ever find yourself is in between Chucky and a camera. You’ve been warned. Thanks for ruining our party, Democrats!



2 Responses to “Democrats Pull Sick Prank On Nation With Reid Retirement Announcement”

  1. Bargis

    Mar 29th, 2015

    good one! it’s driving the liberal looney-tunes nuts

  2. Philbert of Macadamia

    Mar 30th, 2015

    Democratic left wing political presidential poker: Obama, Hillary, Warren, Kerry and Biden; A douche and 4 Jokers, a losing hand!

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