Satire World contributors take sabatical to become “Quality Control” testors at Nevada’s Midnight Bunny Ranch!
by captain america on 01/04/15 at 7:43 pm
Las Vegas, NV – (satireworld.com)
Confirming the old axiom from Mae West that “a hard man is good to find’, Dennis Hof owner of Nevada’s Midnight Bunny Ranch confirmed that he has hired the entire journalistic staff of Bargis Tryhol’s Satire World Spoof site to test his business plan and grade his employees!
“The final decision was easy,” said Hof after reviewing 600,000 applications after he posted job apps to hire quality control testers for his lucrative business. “First of all, all these guys could write a coherent sentence, had a sense of humor and all refused to call a doctor after having an erection lasting more than 4 hours!”
Hof said the entire staff passed their initial interview leaving the girls ‘breathless, not to mention dazed and confused.”
“Only one didn’t measure up, but that was a part time UK stringer, Harold Worth, who couldn’t perform unless a room had a 58″ TV replaying Manchester United locker room shower celebrations after beating Liverpool thanks to an ‘own goal” in the 360th minute of the overtime game 1-0!”
Writer Jman said he had finally found the job of his dreams, and ‘the perfect women’ after being disappointed in every dating web site he had tried including “Muslims seeking Marriage”, “Conjoined Nymphs Want YOU”, and “Super Hot Tamales!
As Jman said blissfully, ‘why settle for just an appetizer when you can enjoy the all you can eat buffet Vegas is famous for!”
EVIL Williams has proved to be a duel threat as he leads intermission karaoke entertainment with a spoof song and dance act lampooning Hillary Clinton dressed in an oversized pants suit highlighting her famous ass cheeks and wearing a chipmunk mask. He also supplements his income while wearing a poster advertising for a Vegas dentist promoting braces tooth and chin implants. “Hey, it’s a living innit?’ said the mild mannered reporter while adjusting the thong under his costume.
Said political reporter Philbert of Macadamia, ” I’d screw a donut hole for the opportunity to get out of Maryland! POM recently refused to sue a national donut chain after finding a pubic hair on his jelly donut saying, “sometimes you have to take the good with the bad, but at least I’m getting laid and paid for it and not getting taxed for the rain water coming off my roof!”
Bargis said “I’m proud of all my studs, they’ve proved they can stand up under pressure while holding their heads up !”
Harry “one eyed” Reid even joined in after being lampooned by SW saying “they’ve earned their right to be known as the biggest P****ks in conservative circles! Thank allah I don’t have to run for election again with these guys on the loose!”
Speaking for Dykes on Bikes, UK editor Markey Lowton said, “just like Tryhol, the guy has a hard on for me and will do anything for a head line to boost circulation instead of relying on pharmaceuticals!”
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