“Alluh-u-Akbar, Pass the Ketchup;” John Kerry books trip to Oslo to accept Nobel Prize after selling out free world!

by on 04/04/15 at 6:08 am

Another perfectly good reason to join the Tea Party and distance one's self from the clowns in Washington, DC

A Peace Prize for this traitorous asshole? Another perfectly good reason to join the Tea Party and distance one’s self from the clowns in Washington, DC

Washington, DC – (satireworld.com)

John Kerry was polishing up his Nobel Acceptance speech after praising himself for hammering out a nuclear accord with Iran which granted them everything to ensure control of the entire mid-east while funding continued terrorism in the process.

Meanwhile in Iran the “Kill America-Nuke Israel” contingent of non violent Muslims “who just need a decent job” were dancing in the street and burning American flags.

In Washington former Iranian resident and apologist Valerie Jarrett, and Muslim Brotherhood sleeper agent Huma Weiner were tapped by Obama to head the official delegation to sign the surrender accord in the same building students held American diplomats hostage for over a year until freed by Ronald Reagan.

Obama also charged Elizabeth Warren to force the ‘big banks’ to release several billions in frozen funds to Iran so as not to interrupt their quest for a nuclear warhead and their continued support of world wide terrorism.

Warren guaranteed that ISIS would “not miss one payroll” as long as she was in charge and gave a shout out to Barney Frank and Chris Dodd for “bringing these running dogs of capitalism to heel!”

Kerry, already anticipating the award said, :”I’m humbled to be included in former prize winners such as Barack Hussein Obama, Al Gore, Idi Amin, Pol Pot, Ho Chi Minh and Rosie O’Donnell for their selfless contributions to Humanity!”

Back in the UK during the Drama, a debate amongst 17 British politicians wrangling for control was inconclusive making it almost positive that Britain will enter a “no rule parliament” leaving no one in charge except for Speaker John Bercow who already has his hands full with wayward serial exhibitionist and gypsy lover wife Sally.

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