Thanks to Affirmative Action Spoof writer & white lyrist breaks into Rap Music at #1!

by on 06/04/15 at 3:40 pm

Evil Williams crosses the color line with his latest Rap song which has Reverend Al working his Mojo!

Evil Williams crosses the color line with his latest Rap song which has Reverend Al working his Mojo!


Charleston, SC – (satireworld.com)

Satire World Writer Evil Williams is reveling in his new found fame as an iconic white rapper as his surprise hit “Yo, Go F***k your ownself” soared to #1 over the weekend on pirated FM channel 101 Rap broadcasting from a gambling boat based out of Charleston, SC.

According to the NY Post the tune went viral causing a mass riot at a Queens NY casino when 2234 gang members went berserk when the newly opened Daiquiri bar couldn’t keep up with demand and gang signs were flashed between rival groups leading to a beat down.

Shikeesha al-Suni, a baby mama said “they advertised all these cheap cocktails and then put just one white honkey to serve all us black folks…what da F***k did they think was gonna happen, yo?”

“cuz when that Evil started rappin’ his S*** all hell broke loose with every body screaming, “NOOOOO! Go F****your ownself **********!”

A spokesman for the casino said, “Unfortunately the disturbance made us call off the Easter egg hunt after most of the eggs were hurled around the room causing blunt force trauma and cries of “F******em if they can’t take a yolk” by the enraged crowd spoil´d the moment for the preschool kids!’

The tune also went viral in Wisconsin after the basketball team with 4 white starters upended the favored Kentucky team that had been previously unbeaten in 38 starts this year!

Said one Wisconsin fan, ” and they said white boys can’t jump, dribble and make the three…hey, Kentucky can just “go F**** them own selves, Yo?!”

As for Evil he was unavailable locked away in the Orlando music studio at Satire World where he was working out some new musicians for his upcoming world tour.

Editor Bargis Tryhol said Evil drummer POM is great on percussion, J-man is very inspiring on the Maracas, QM is laying down some strong vocal tracks as good as Amy Winehouse, and even Harold Worth ‘smokin'” on Bongs is contributing…and Kentucky Walter Bucket on the electric violin adds a touch of Muddy Waters and Blind Lemon
Jefferson to the mix!

A prepared statement from Evil said: I’m thankful every day for affirmative action and Eric Holder that allowed me this chance to cross the race divide and make it a black world!

Evil added that he was working on a whole new play list including: “Pants off I’m Rioting”, “Black Magic Matters,” “Shucking with the President”, “Colorado Haze” “Captain America is my Daddy” and a host of others.

Rumours are rampant that Evil is about to be named the House Band for the 2016 election campaign “Ready for Hillary” from her HQ in Brooklyn sponsored by Al Sharpton and The Pimps, now playing at the Apollo.

More when Evil goes Platinum and Cap gets his residual check in the mail.



One Response to “Thanks to Affirmative Action Spoof writer & white lyrist breaks into Rap Music at #1!”

  1. E. Williams

    Apr 8th, 2015

    It’s all been a whirlwind. At the moment I’m recovering from my first gunshot wound. Some of the boys in the hood said since Vanilla Ice was taken, they would be calling me “Off White Ice.”

    My thanks to the band. I wouldn’t be shit without them, and Eric Holder.

    Bargis is keeping us up to our eyeballs in Quaaludes and other stuff that I don’t even know what it is so I have no idea how the next tune is going to come out. I just love EVERYBODY right now!

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