Obama declares national day of mourning after Debbie Wasserman Schultz Euthanized! Special Edition Full Color Photos!

by on 15/04/15 at 5:40 am

Official Police Photo: Wasserman-Schultz,s face print can be clearly seen on the bowl's rim.

Official Police Photo:
Wasserman-Schultz’s face print can be clearly seen on the bowl’s rim.


Security cameras captured a familiar face who was using the toilet several booths down from where they found the congresswoman

Security cameras captured a familiar face who was using the toilet several boths down from where they found the congresswoman

DNC pallbearers showed their sadness as they assembled outside the Beth Abraham synagogue

DNC pallbearers showed their sadness as they assembled outside the Beth Abraham synagogue

Photo taken just seconds before the Florida Congresswoman  passed out hitting her head on a public mens room urinal where, according to witnesses said she was looking for her 'lost' underwear.

Photo taken just seconds before the Florida Congresswoman passed out hitting her head on a public mens room urinal where, according to witnesses said she was looking for her ‘lost’ underwear. A few hours later officials at the Palm Beach dog pound euthanized the unresponsive congresswoman.

Fort Lauderdale, FL – (satireworld.com)

Valerie Jarrett appeared on National News this morning to announce Schultz’s passing saying it was “humane, painless, ordained, and ‘long over due ” after Debbie appeared one time too many in the National News shows looking like an unmade bed spouting disjointed babble that even embarrassed FL congressman Alan Grayson and Cow Girl Frederica Wilson.

Schultz’s latest gaffe was calling Marco Rubio, a potential Presidential candidate ‘a Prune wrapped in tinsel”while Debbie waved her arms, her hair in complete disarray, dressed like a bag lady and looking like she hadn’t had a bowel movement in at least a month.

As the official voice of the Democratic Party Deb has been on the edge of irrelevancy since last November when she predicted Nancy Pelosi would regain her position as House Majority Leader, gun control was a dead issue, and Al Gore was right when he said Miami Beach would soon go the way of Atlantis due to the use of fossil fuel instead of solar and wind power.

Said Jarrett,” thanks to Obama Care’s humane Death Panels, Debbie passed away with dignity surrounded by her closest self described “Jew Bags’ referring to their obsession with raising money in Boca Raton, FL pulling out all the stops with endless mahjong games and silent auctions involving 2nd hand designer clothes and Mary Kay unopened and unwanted cosmetics!

Former congressman A. Weiner said as a mark of respect he would be planting a Wandering Jew plant in Israel for Debbie if he could find some one that the Israeli parliament would allow to enter the country after the recent ‘troubles’ with the Obama administration as they worked with Iran to obliterate our only ally in the troubled Middle East fraught with danger by religious fanatics armed with razor sharp butchers knifes and a need for blood letting.

No comment from Hillary Clinton as yet since reports have surfaced that her whereabouts are unknown since the GPS in her leisure van has failed and reports have her sighted anywhere between Newfoundland, Nova Scotia, Brighton Beach NY, and Darien, Cn. on her road trip to Iowa to meet ‘the little people” and see first hand how ethanol is made and the danger to the ozone from Cow shit!

Representatives from the party asked that donations be made to the defense funds for Harry Reid,NJ Senator Robert Menendez and ‘Friends of Jeffery Epstein!” .”



2 Responses to “Obama declares national day of mourning after Debbie Wasserman Schultz Euthanized! Special Edition Full Color Photos!”

  1. Bargis

    Apr 15th, 2015

    Cap at his best!

  2. Captain america

    Apr 15th, 2015

    …as usual the editor proves a picture is worth a 1000 words!

    Deb also never listened to he mother’s warning of leaving home
    With dirty underwear ! Really gross!

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