by Philbert of Macadamia on 26/05/15 at 5:48 am
Ann Arbor MI: (satireworld.com)
Domino’s Pizza is being plagued by a section of ObamaCare which requires large chain restaurants to have signs in their shops showing the calorie content of all the ingredients contained in the purchased food item, e.g. pizza.
The problem is that Domino’s makes 34 million combinations of pizza and toppings and placing all these combinations on a menu board is a logistical headache. Besides, most Domino’s Pizza customers order by phone, computer or other on-line device. The pizza is then delivered or picked up at the shop. Fact is that only about less than 2% of people order pizza in the shops themselves.
White House staffers indicate that First Lady Michelle Obama originated this idea, not as part of her Healthy Eating program, but because she couldn’t get caviar topped pizza delivered from any pizza vendor. The bureaucrats in the Obama administration love this rule, as it’s another nightmare for private industry.
Vice President Biden suggested that the ObamaCare rule be modified such that each customer receives a computer generated receipt that is printed on bacon and would be wrapped around the pizza. This edible receipt would contain the calorie content of each ingredient in every pizza sold (written in edible beet juice ink). First Lady Michelle Obama agreed provided there were also healthy wraps available, e.g. endive and that caviar and truffle toppings are to be readily available.
Pizza Hut has initiated a lawsuit against the Obama administration, VP Biden, First Lady Michelle Obama and Domino’s Pizza for stealing their trademarked “Bacon Wrapped Pizza.” The suit against Domino’s Pizza has been dropped, as the updated ObamaCare rule was never implemented!