by Philbert of Macadamia on 14/06/15 at 5:37 am
Washington DC- (satireworld.com)
In the finest tradition of Representative Nancy Pelosi (D-CA), “you have to pass the bill to find out what’s in it,” the US House of Representatives passed the Transgender Penis Act (TPA).
TPA legislation allows for the Department of Health and Human Services (DHS), via ObamaCare funding, to procure 2.5 million artificial plastic penises and distribute these devices free to Transgender Males and Lesbians. DHS eligibility requirements are that the Transgender Males and Lesbians must want to attend all male colleges and avoid problems.
Technically the plastic penises can be duct taped, stapled or held in place by double sticky-back tape. Weep holes are also pre-drilled for sanitary reasons.
An upcoming companion bill the Transgender Penis Production Act (TPPA) allows for Transgender Females to undergo surgical penis removal, via ObamaCare funding, aligning their transgender and transsexual selves, if desired. Additionally, DHS would now have a supply of real penises to surgically replace the plastic devices for Transgender Males, if desired.
However, TPA and TPPA must still be passed by the US Senate and a stiff fight is expected from both sides of the aisle. ObamaCare also has to survive the forthcoming Supreme Court ruling about federal government subsidies!