by E. Williams on 25/06/15 at 5:46 am
NEW YORK CITY – (satireworld.com)
For decades, conservatives have tried to figure out a way to get liberals to stop procreating. Sure, the birth control pill has probably prevented millions of new liberals from being born who would have been had the pill not existed but, at some point, use of the pill was stopped so a liberal couple could have a baby, thus ensuring the liberal gene would be passed on through that particular family.
Now, through a stroke of luck, a creation of the liberal mind may prove to be the greatest weapon conservatives have at their disposal in curbing the spread of the disease known as liberalism. The first such case in this fight was brought to light when a female contributor to the Huffington Post admitted that due to her overwhelming feelings of white guilt, white privilege and, by extension, having racist tendencies, she has decided not to have a child so as not to pass along her white privilege biologically. The woman is a saint!
She will still adopt a little brown, black, or yellow child to raise to be a future liberal, but at least there won’t be any new humans in her family tree to become infected with the liberalism disease. If white privilege does its job right, in a few generations liberals will be a small minority of the population. Then, and only then, will America have a chance of regaining some of her former glory.
So white, liberal women out there…..DO NOT PERPETUATE YOUR WHITE PRIVILEGE TO FUTURE GENERATIONS! Reproducing is such a selfish thing for any white liberal to do. Spread this message far and wide while not doing the same thing with your hairy legs. America will be a better place because of it.