Kenya Cancels US President Barack Obama’s Birthday Parade

by on 08/08/15 at 8:13 am

Special signs throughout Kenya were a gift from the US State Department

Special signs throughout Kenya were a gift from the US State Department


Nairobi Kenya – (satireworld.com)

The all day birthday parade and festivities scheduled for August 4, 2015 to celebrate US President Barack Obama’s 54th birthday were cancelled due to expected heavy torrential rains. The official spokesman for the parade organizers indicated that the earlier visit in July 2015 by Mr. Obama to his ancestral home had been too short to publicly fete Kenya’s favorite son.

During his July visit Mr. Obama laughed while delivering a toast at a state dinner hosted by his Kenyan counterpart, President Uhuru Kenyatta, “I suspect that some of my critics back home are suspecting that I’m back here to look for my birth certificate.” “That is not the case.” Mr. Obama also lectured the Kenyan President about Gay Rights.

A reporter for the Nairobi Inquirer noted that June through October is the cool dry season in Kenya. The reporter began to contact his sources inside the government and discovered that the Kenya Bureau of Investigation (KBI) had been poking about in a border village records office in Tanzania. The KBI special agent Jon Trumputo discovered a suspicious 1961 birth certificate requiring further forensic laboratory analysis!

Phone calls to the US Embassy in Nairobi remain unanswered!



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