Megyn Kelly’s MILF Status in Question After Debate Performance

by on 10/08/15 at 5:48 am

Rosie still wants The Donald to ask to see her tits.

Meanwhile, over in Lesbian Land…Rosie still wants The Donald to ask to see her tits.


Millions of American guys are asking...'Just show us your tits and quit trying to be Bill O'Reilly'

Millions of American guys are asking…’Just show us your tits and quit trying to be Bill O’Reilly’


NEW YORK CITY – (satireworld.com)

Controversy has erupted in male circles coast to coast after Fox News Channel’s Megyn Kelly threw a “war on women” statement and question at Republican front-runner Donald Trump early in Thursday night’s debate. Was Trump immature in his response? Sure he was. But Donald answered the charge by saying any disparaging remarks he had made in the past toward females were directed at Rosie O’Donnell, which is entirely understandable. The event has caused many men to question whether Kelly’s once rock-solid MILF status was now up for debate itself after the attack. The action in question is similar to when a male has his man-card revoked.

For anyone not familiar with the term “MILF,” there’s this thing called Google. Kelly’s headline-making exchange with Trump raised many eyebrows and forced some men to reexamine their belief system. Cody Hamilton, a welder from Scranton, Pennsylvania, said, “I was really bummed when Megyn came at Donald right out of the gate with that ‘war on women’ BS. You know, I noticed she didn’t try to take shots like that at any of the other candidates. I guess those two just really don’t like each other. So yeah, I was surprised. But I’d still hit that. Nothing’s changed there. I’m still in Megyn’s corner.” The gut-wrenching soul searching that Cody wrestled with since last night’s debate has played out in millions of men’s minds everywhere.

But not everyone is a fan. Donald Trump himself was asked about the MILF question by Don Lemon on CNN this evening and Trump responded, “Don, look. Megyn was very rude to me and I could say some not very nice things about her here, but I won’t do that. Let me just say that I think she would make a very nice two-bit hooker with a heart of gold, but as far as a serious newswoman, I just don’t think she is all that good at what she does. As far as whether she is still a MILF? I’ll leave that for others to decide.”

However, the vast majority of men on the street that we spoke to said it would really take a lot for them to decide that Megyn is not the hottest news anchor on the planet. So despite a controversial performance as a contentious moderator in front of millions, it would seem that, for now, Megyn remains a MILF in most men’s minds (even in many male Democrat’s minds, for whom all erectile dysfunction products are manufactured). But she might want to check herself before her next debate. Oh, who are we kidding? We think her status is safe too.



One Response to “Megyn Kelly’s MILF Status in Question After Debate Performance”

  1. Bargis

    Aug 10th, 2015

    Bet the other two co-hosts at the debate wish they had this much media exposure!

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