Baltimore Mayor Blames Wild Illegal Guns for Increasing Murders in the City

by on 21/08/15 at 6:04 am

Several plans suggested included 'accidently' dropping tricked-out guns around black neighborhoods in areas where guns were known to move around at dark.

Several plans suggested included ‘accidently’ dropping tricked-out guns around black neighborhoods in areas where guns were known to move around at dark.


Mike Bloomberg's plan is to release several hundred genetically-neutered guns onto the streets that would mate with real guns causing an eventual die off.

Mike Bloomberg’s plan is to release several hundred genetically-neutered guns onto the streets that would mate with real guns causing an eventual die off.


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Baltimore MD – (satireworld.com)

There were a total of 211 homicides in the city, as of August 15, 2015, exceeding the total for all of the year 2014. Most of the homicides are during Black on Black altercations. Democratic Mayor Stephanie Rawlings Blake says the murder situation is under control and is due to all those wild illegal guns in the city.

The mayor described three instances of homicides in Baltimore: 1) members of two different groups of gangbangers were walking peacefully down the street, when suddenly handguns hiding behind garbage cans and telephone poles jumped out into each of the gang members hands and shootings began; 2) a hooded man was kidnapped in front of 711 Convenience Store by a sawed off shotgun, forcing him to rob the place; and 3) drive by shootings caused by scared automatic weapons hiding in cars, resulted in collateral damage to innocent children.

The mayor announced that Sheriff Buffalo Al Sharpton’s posse of out of state race hustlers are coming to clean up West Baltimore by lassoing all those wild illegal guns and running them out of town to Ferguson MO, to prevent anticipated riots here. The mayor added that she was acting because “Black Lives Matter” will save my political career after this year’s Baltimore riots!



2 Responses to “Baltimore Mayor Blames Wild Illegal Guns for Increasing Murders in the City”

  1. Bargis

    Aug 21st, 2015

    Next, Baltimore will require leashes on all guns!

  2. Captain america

    Aug 21st, 2015

    ….spay and neuter those irresponsible gun before adoption!

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