White “Blacktivist” Shaun King Forces #BLM to Change Name

by on 23/08/15 at 4:37 am

#BLM almost let Ian Youngs into their group thinking the 1/145th percentage afro-American blood was to be considered black until it was discovered that he wasn't black just a brown -noser at work.

#BLM almost let Ian Youngs into their group thinking the 1/145th percentage afro-American blood was considered being black enough until it was discovered that he wasn’t black just a brown-noser at work.


CHICAGO – (satireworld.com)

Faced with another white person who thinks it’s cool to pretend to be black, protest group #BlackLivesMatter (#BLM) leaders say they are being forced to change the groups name. First it was Rachel Dolezal, and now it’s a boring white dude, Shaun King. Both putting #BLM in a tough spot because they can’t be satisfied with the race they were born into.

The new name #PeopleWhoCallThemselvesBlackLivesMatter (#PWCTBLM), encompasses all posers who are still living the lie in the movement, as well as all those who have yet to come out of the ebony closet. But not everybody is thrilled with the name change.

Several leaders said the new name is a bitch to fit on protest signs, it doesn’t roll off the tongue, and point out that many of their supporters aren’t very bright and are having trouble remembering what all the letters stand for. Many miss the old name that they considered short and sweet.

“Here we go again!” #BLM co-founder Patrisse Cullors said. “Whitey gotta be ruining it fo everybody. Damn. The old name was just catching on and now we’re going to be spending half of every interview we do explainin’ what the letters mean!”

Cullors continued, “You know, I have half a mind to tell these crackas to start their own group. Ours was doing just fine. In fact, that’s what I’m going talk to our other leaders about. This is bullsh*t.”

Well, she’s right about one thing – she does only have half a mind. In an interview with CNN’s Don Lemon, the mistakenly black Shaun King admitted that he only pretended to be that way to avoid being a potential victim of the knockout game.



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