Vice President Biden Decides To Go After His Party’s Nomination

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Sen. Elizabeth Warren (D-MA) played a trick on the prairie schooner parade by riding from cover behind a cactus and shooting a few arrows in Joe's wagon...All in good fun of course!

Sen. Elizabeth Warren (D-MA) played a trick on the prairie schooner parade by riding from cover behind a cactus and shooting a few arrows in Joe’s wagon…All in good fun of course!


The VP managed to get a quick visit in with Poncho and Cisco and mend a few Mexican-American fences....Except at the border of course!

The VP managed to get a quick visit in with Poncho and Cisco and mend a few Mexican-American fences….Except at the border of course!


The Biden Bandwagon parked for a few day's rest in Knutt, Wy. The VP got a few days of fishing in at a local trout farm.

The Biden Bandwagon parked for a few day’s rest in Knutt, Wy. The VP got a few days of fishing in at a local trout farm.


Washington DC – (satireworld.com)

Vice President (VP) Joe Biden left President Barack Obama’s “clown car” administration and boarded the “Biden Bandwagon,” to hit the campaign trail, hopefully to be nominated as the Democratic Party’s Presidential Candidate in the 2016 general election. The “Biden Bandwagon” (think Hillary’s “Scooby Dooby” van but older) was blessed by President Obama to visit all 57 states in the USA, specifically those with Democratic primaries or caucuses.

The “Biden Bandwagon,” is a real prairie schooner from the 1800’s borrowed from the Smithsonian Institution Museum. It is a wagon covered with white canvas, made famous by its use in the settler migrations across the western prairies and plains. This prairie schooner is fitted with a top, drawn in at both ends, with only an oval opening to admit air and light to the interior. The wagon is to accommodate Mr. Biden and his political aide, Rodney Dangerfield, a professional gaff councilor.

For this political trip of over 2,000 miles the white-topped canvas of all the wagons will have the Democratic Donkey mascot painted on its sides (President Obama’s picture and political symbols were rejected). Two oxen will be used to haul each wagon.

Some Washington DC pundits believe that VP Biden is undertaking this long trip to get far away from First Lady Michelle Obama, Attorney General Loretta Lynch, White House Presidential Advisor Valerie Jarrett and National Security Advisor Susan Rice. He wants to be his own man!

VP Bidden will be taking his shotgun on the trek across the USA that is expected to last about one year, getting him back in September 2016 two months prior to the election. Air Force One will pick up VP Biden up in San Francisco and fly him back to Washington DC. Just like the pioneers the wagon train should have left the “gateway city” of St. Louis Missouri by the spring of 2015 to get through the snows in the Rockies. Unfortunate circumstances dictated otherwise.

The shotgun is for protection through the “Badlands,” e.g. Republican Red states. President Obama as Commander in Chief has assigned Brigadier General Armstrong Custer III and the Seventh Cavalry to safely guard VP Biden through Montana and to protect him from the corrupt, lying Ma Clinton Gang of desperados.

Press reporters, TV media personnel and technical specialists (Wi/Fi and computer equipment) will have their own replica prairie schooners, fitted with TV cameras and computers powered by solar cells and/or wind turbines to provide live 24/7 coverage. Senator Elizabeth Warren (D-MA), Mr. Biden’s possible vice presidential nominee will share a wagon with Sacajawea, her Lemhi Shoshone cousin. A chuck wagon and a shower wagon will complete the Wagon Train of about 12 prairie schooners. Ward Bond Jr. has been selected as wagon master by the Democratic Party. (Former Democratic VP Al Gore was rejected as wagon master because he objected to oxen poop generating methane gas and causing global warming.)

VP Biden is expected to sell a little Democratic “snake oil” about how he managed the $847 billion of stimulus money on his personal computer (PC), as he passes through various cities across the country. During the trip VP Biden is expected to participate in Democratic politically correct debates with other potential Democratic presidential candidates, employing Skype running on his PC!



2 Responses to “Vice President Biden Decides To Go After His Party’s Nomination”

  1. Philbert of Macadamia

    Nov 13th, 2017

    OMG that Democratic clown former VP Joe “gaffer” Biden, may run again for US President in 2020!

  2. Bargis

    Nov 14th, 2017

    Yikes! How old would he be?

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