On-Air Shooting by Black Man Sparks Widespread Violence Among Whites

by on 31/08/15 at 5:38 am

Stymie Jones says he gets racially profiled every time he gets up in the morning and he's tired of it. Now Stymie's vowing to 'stay-in-bed' until he's old enough to get Social Security Disability.

Twasha’s son Stymie Klump says he getting racially profiled every time he gets up in the morning and he’s tired of it. Now Stymie’s vowing to ‘stay-in-bed’ until he’s old enough to get Social Security Disability and Food Stamps.


Twasha  Jones lets reporters know she's not too happy about seeing whites running around grocery stores after off work..."That's racist showing off like that in front of us poor folks. UsPoorLivesMatter too!

Twasha Jones (D-IL) lets reporters know she’s not too happy about seeing whites running around grocery stores after leaving work on their way home…”That’s racist showing off like that in front of us poor folks. UsPoorLivesMatter too!

Chicago, IL – (satireworld.com)

In strong reaction to the on-air double murder of two white people at the hands of a gay, black racist, white America has become enraged and is lashing out with riots and setting things on fire because they know of no other way of dealing with such tragedy. The protesting acts are especially violent since the two white victims had committed no wrong, unlike in high-profile cases involving white on black violence where the black victims had resisted arrest, tried to kill a cop, etc., which led to their demise.

There have been reports of some whites starting fires in their BBQ grills which raged out of control until the charcoals turned gray. Later, they added meats that they cooked and fed their families with. The clean up cost from those fires is said to be in the single digits. There were also reports of forest fires burning out of control in California and other western states, no doubt started by white people in protest. One man even set fire to a pile of tires and trash in a controlled burn that was supervised by a group of firefighters on standby.

Retail stores were not spared from white anger either. Beverly Swanson, an accountant from Phoenix, said she stopped off at the grocery store right after work during the busiest part of the shopping day. “It was crazy. Everybody else was getting off from work too and stopping in to pick up things for dinner. All the check out lanes were full. It was like a riot, except for the looting part.” This scene played out in cities all across the country.

The #BlackLivesMatter movement must be very confused today by the lack of carnage they see in our country after such a senseless tragedy. Regular Americans hate but realize that from time to time terrible things happen because there are bad people in the world. Maybe the rest of us lack the self-righteousness that #BLM feels entitled to?



5 Responses to “On-Air Shooting by Black Man Sparks Widespread Violence Among Whites”

  1. Patriot Girl

    Sep 1st, 2015

    Haw haw haw! God I love this site ! ! These photos of the ferals make me howl with laughter and I love the stories! Nice to read such fun stuff with NO POLITICAL CORRECTNESS! In fact the opposite! This is a reflection on how most Americans see the race baiting apes that roam our streets and burn their own cities and murder policemen!! They’re horrid charactures of themselves! I would love the Donald to deport these thugs along with the dreamer thugs and together they can burn down the 3rd world! But not our nation.. Good idea, no?!

  2. E. Williams

    Sep 1st, 2015

    I could get behind that idea, Patriot Girl!

  3. Philbert of Macadamia

    Sep 1st, 2015

    Activists planning protests around Freddie Gray hearings on 9/2/15.

    Police prepare: anyone want to bet on riots in Baltimore tonight or tomorrow?

    • Bargis

      Sep 1st, 2015

      No doubt. The weather is still nice. Stores are getting ready up for winter with fresh merchandise. Liquor stores are stocked. Plus, the police won’t do jack and will let it burn.

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