by E. Williams on 31/08/15 at 5:38 am
Chicago, IL – (satireworld.com)
In strong reaction to the on-air double murder of two white people at the hands of a gay, black racist, white America has become enraged and is lashing out with riots and setting things on fire because they know of no other way of dealing with such tragedy. The protesting acts are especially violent since the two white victims had committed no wrong, unlike in high-profile cases involving white on black violence where the black victims had resisted arrest, tried to kill a cop, etc., which led to their demise.
There have been reports of some whites starting fires in their BBQ grills which raged out of control until the charcoals turned gray. Later, they added meats that they cooked and fed their families with. The clean up cost from those fires is said to be in the single digits. There were also reports of forest fires burning out of control in California and other western states, no doubt started by white people in protest. One man even set fire to a pile of tires and trash in a controlled burn that was supervised by a group of firefighters on standby.
Retail stores were not spared from white anger either. Beverly Swanson, an accountant from Phoenix, said she stopped off at the grocery store right after work during the busiest part of the shopping day. “It was crazy. Everybody else was getting off from work too and stopping in to pick up things for dinner. All the check out lanes were full. It was like a riot, except for the looting part.” This scene played out in cities all across the country.
The #BlackLivesMatter movement must be very confused today by the lack of carnage they see in our country after such a senseless tragedy. Regular Americans hate but realize that from time to time terrible things happen because there are bad people in the world. Maybe the rest of us lack the self-righteousness that #BLM feels entitled to?