by E. Williams on 14/09/15 at 7:32 am
IRAN – (satireworld.com)
Ayatollah Khamenei, the dictator of Iran, said today that with approval of the ill-conceived, John Kerry negotiated nuclear deal with his country, Iran would be able to wipe Israel off the face of the earth in twenty-five years. When news of the threat reached the White House, President Obama laughed and said, “What a lightweight! I bet my deal assures Israel will be gone in less than twenty.”
Despite the fact that the American people overwhelmingly hate the deal, and with Iran vowing they will keep American nuclear inspectors out of their country at all costs, a jubilant Obama, along with his lapdog Democrats and a neutered Republican controlled Congress, congratulated themselves on their plan to force Israel to have to take matters into their own hands to ensure their survival.
Hillary Clinton, with her habit of making the absolute wrong decision on every issue during her campaign, came out in support of the likely destruction of Israel. Debbie Wasserman Schultz earlier this week choked back tears when announcing that she was putting Party ahead of all else in her plan to back the deal. Her tears no doubt came over her realization that she was betraying her own people in order to stand lock-step with her boss.
After being sold down the river by their closest ally, Israel will now have to form new alliances to battle Iran, knowing they can no longer trust the United States. Their prayers will now turn to asking for a better American president in 2016. President Obama promised that when the nukes start going off, he’ll be heading over to Israel with his selfie stick to get some good shots of the destruction.