by E. Williams on 17/09/15 at 5:55 am
PORTLAND – (satireworld.com)
Proving again that liberalism is a mental disorder, a progressive Portland woman has expressed her distaste for Donald Trump by painting a portrait of the Republican front runner using her own menstrual blood as paint. True story. She reportedly tried to flatten out her own poop to fire it in a kiln to use for her canvas but, sadly, it cracked and broke. Her next idea was to paint Trump’s mug on a hand towel, but she didn’t want her work to just be on the rag. She finally settled on using paper instead.
Seriously, would a conservative ever do something like this? There are a few crazies on the right side of the aisle to be sure, but lefties are operating on a whole other level of psychosis. Do they teach these artistic methods in university art classes these days?
The artist, Sarah Levy, said she was experiencing a moderate flow of her twisted creativity last week and noticed her cramping increased whenever she saw a story about Trump on TV. Levy, obviously “menstrually ill,” wanted to show off her craft in the most gut-wrenching way possible. Period.
The whacked-out liberal said she plans on donating any money she makes from the sale of her Trump painting, or prints of it (yes, she has buyers), to an immigrants’ rights organization. There has been no word yet on whether she will inform the immigrant organization that they’re receiving blood money – no strings attached.
Sarah said she hasn’t decided which candidate her next muse might be, but she does feel the urge to paint about every 28 days. Sarah signs each painting under her pseudonym, Aunt Flo. Thanks to Flo, it’s a mixed up, upside-down world we live in when medical waste is considered art. There is no telling what her bizarre mind and body will come up with next. Just pray she doesn’t vomit between now and then.