by Philbert of Macadamia on 07/10/15 at 6:11 am
Vienna Austria – (satireworld.com)
Dr. Sigmund Freud III spoke before the Austrian Psychology Association (APA) on the 135th anniversary of the founding of Psychological Research. The meeting was held at the Kursalon Vienna Concert Hall. The attendees were the notables of the psychology world and all 1744 seats of the main hall were filled, plus 300 standees. Several hundred others heard only the audio seated in various rehearsal halls.
Dr. Freud III, a scion of the famous Freud family, selected his own paper entitled “Mental Health and Gun Control” with relevancy to the ongoing debates going on in the United States of America (USA). The paper dealt with the mental health of the USA Democratic Party incumbent politicians and 2016 presidential candidates.
Dr. Freud III discussed the mental state of two Democratic Party politicians that contribute to their anti-gun positions, who will be called “O” and “H” (these fictitious names are used to maintain their anonymity).
- “O” is a lying, egotistical, narcissist, top down Marxist (“O”Care), “my way or the highway” leader (German der Führer), has become LGBT friendly, hates Christians and is obsessed with leaving any kind of a legacy (good or bad). This man rules by unconstitutional executive fiats and one of his pet ambitions is to disarm the law abiding citizens of the USA by government gun confiscation. He constantly preaches to the anti-gun lobby about the number of guns in the USA, but conveniently forgets about the thugs committing gun crimes in the inner-cities use illegally procured guns, e.g. Baltimore MD, New York NY, Chicago IL and St. Louis MO. This empty suit also blames the racist police or calls anyone who doesn’t agree with his policies a racist.
- “H” is a copy-cat woman politician, with all the attributes of “O,” except she wears pantsuits which are empty and she is obsessed with being the first woman chief executive. People call her Queen “H!”
Dr. Freud III jokingly recommended that “O” and “H” be locked in the basement of the National Rifle Association (NRA) headquarters in Washington DC, but that would violate the eighth amendment Constitutional “right of “no cruel and unusual punishment!”
Dr. Freud III also recommended that Mayor Bill de Blasio of New York City NY, where murders are on the rise; Baltimore City MD Mayor Stephanie Rawlings Blake, of the 2015 murder capital of the world; Socialist Senator Bernie Sanders (D-VT); and Mayor Ralm Emanuel of Chicago IL, where toddlers are killed by thugs with illegal guns should all have their “crazy heads examined” (German Meshugana)! These cities have the strictest gun control laws in the USA or in the world.
Dr. Freud concluded with the statement that, these USA Democratic mayors and politicians want to disarm the law abiding American Citizens of their second amendment Constitutional “right to bear arms!” You Austrians in the audience may not fully understand that, but remember the 1938 Austrian Anschluss (Fascist Annexation by Germany)!
There was thunderous applause that lasted several minutes.