DRDL Society Formed

by on 13/11/15 at 4:20 pm

Dressing both ways it seems....

Dressing both ways it seems….

Washington DC – (satireworld.com)

A new men’s only protest organization, the Dress to the Right or Dress to the Left (DRDL) Society, has been formed in the Nation’s Capital with local chapters in all major US cities. The DRDL is lobbying Congress for two separate men’s rest room facilities in all work places, hotels, fitness centers etc.

The problem to be solved is that some men dress to the right and some men dress to the left, thus the requirement for two separate facilities with MEN-R and MEN-L is necessary with respect to the use of stand-up urinals. (An interim solution in older buildings, hotels, etc is to divide existing Men’s Room urinals into two separate right and left rows.) This need is not to be taken as a sexist offense to the ladies, for obvious reason, or the LGBT Community’s desire to hang out in ladies rooms!

The Executive Committee of the DRDL Society met with President Obama in the Oval Office of the White House to present their case for new federal building code requirements. Mr. Obama was very receptive to the idea and said he would contact House Speaker Paul Ryan (R-WI), Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-KY) and the Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) administrator Gina McCarthy about the issue, although she might not understand.

President Obama indicated that he had witnessed this problem first hand, while in a men’s room with Secret Service agents standing on either side of him, receiving both a wet right and left shoe. The DRDL Society’s proposal would at least keep one shoe dry! Additionally, Mr. Obama said if Congress doesn’t act, he will issue an Executive Order to alleviate the DRDL Society’s concerns.

The DRDL society can be contacted at their web site DRDL.org and/or tweeted at #DRYSHOESMATTER!

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