Spontaneous combustion blamed for Hillary’s pants suit fire during CNN interview!

by on 07/12/15 at 7:18 pm

Now, there's a smell you'd remember!

Now, there’s a smell you’d remember!

Washington, DC – (satireworld.com)

Donald Trump was forced to eat his words today after an emergency causing Democratic front runner to have her pants catch on fire during a news conference with CNN on her sexual relationship with Vince Foster (rip).

Despite having said in the past “I wouldn’t piss on her if she was on fire” the Donald was the first responder when Ms Clinton’s arse caught on fire when she denied playing ‘hide the Weinie” with her lawyer paramour!

Thanks to his quick thinking in unzipping and letting loose only a few of her pubic hairs were singed but she was ridiculed as a bare arse liar in front of millions of fans!

As she ran off stage a bemused Trump called out in alarm…”slow down Hillary…I smell hair burning!”

“During military school I was known as the Fire Marshal cause I had the biggest hose on campus…” Said the Donald happily!

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