President Obama Hits The Campaign Trail Again

by on 08/12/15 at 5:18 am

The most clueless US President in modern times....And Jimmy Carter loves him!

The most clueless US President in modern times….And Jimmy Carter loves him!

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President Obama spoke from the Oval Office of the White House on Sunday night trying to assure Americans that they have more to fear from falling vending machines than from ISIS, without ever uttering the words Islamic terrorism. This obsessive president harped on gun control, causing gun sales to triple on Monday morning according to the National Rifle Association (NRA). As is Obama’s usual custom when he is clueless and has no solution about an issue like Islamic terrorism, he is leaving on a Democratic fund raising/campaign trip.

President Obama will be out campaigning with the 2016 Democratic Party’s presidential candidates in key states having large Hispanic populations. The president knows that disaffected African Americans, Jews, Catholic blue collar workers, union workers, libertarians and moderate Democratic voters are fleeing the Democratic Marxist Party in droves to vote Republican.

Mr. Obama’s Secret Service Protection detail, already overworked with hosting prostitutes and participating in other nefarious activities, has come up with a new set of code names for the president and the presidential candidates. President Obama has been designated MUCHO TORO POOP; Former Secretary of State (SOS) Hillary Clinton has been designated PANTSUIT BANDITO; Senator Bernie Sanders (D-VT) has been designated SENOR CASTRO; and former Democratic Maryland Governor Martin O’Malley has been designated LOCO GRINGO.

What Mr. Obama fails to understand (no comprendo) is that not all Hispanic/Latino registered voters, some of whom reside in San Bernardino CA, vote as a bloc. However, you will see Mr. Obama with Hillary or Bernie or Martin stuffing Tacos and beans in their faces on national television for a year!

One Response to “President Obama Hits The Campaign Trail Again”

  1. Philbert of Macadamia

    Dec 8th, 2015

    Lt. Col. Ralph Peters interviewed by Stuart Varney on Fox, Peter’s response to President Obama’s address to the nation on Sunday:

    “First of all, he keeps speaking about ‘We can’t give in to our fears,’ you know, ‘Don’t be afraid.’ Look Mr. President, we’re not afraid, we’re angry, we’re pissed off, we’re furious. We want you to react, we want you to do something. You’re afraid. I mean, this guy is such a total pussy, it’s stunning.”

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