Obama to Issue an Executive Order On “Gun” Control

by on 13/12/15 at 4:03 pm

....a staged photo-op, the gun wasn't loaded

….a staged photo-op, the gun wasn’t loaded

Use this to cover yer gun! Know which is for fighting and which is fer fun!

Use this to cover yer gun! Know which is for fighting and which is fer fun!

Washington DC: (satireworld.com)

President Obama and the extreme left wingers of the Democratic Party have long wanted to control what Americans do with their “guns” and to include such restrictions as part of their environmental agenda. Never having served in the military, does President Obama really know the difference between his “gun” and his rifle?

The president is preparing to unilaterally enact his “gun” control plan via an Executive Order (EO) to regulate “gun” cover (condoms) sales and use. The proposal would expand background checks on “gun” cover sales without a Congressional vote.

White House Senior Advisor Valerie Jarrett says the president has asked his team to complete a proposal and submit it for his review in “short order.” She says the recommendations will include measures to expand “gun cover” background checks, close “gun” loopholes, a “No-Buy list and the recycling of used products, but excludes long “guns.”

Susan Rice the President’s National Security Advisor indicated the prevention of American citizens contracting rashes, itches and abrasions from latex, plastic, fur and other material made into “gun” covers is on President Obama’s mind constantly. The president is so obsessed with this issue, that he ignores other world issues like ISIS and Islamic terrorism in the USA! Mr. Obama desires a policy, where one size fits all! The president also predicts a resulting 25% reduction in ObamaCare emergency room costs.

Americans are concerned over what business this is of the federal government; why is President Obama concerned about the size of the male member; is “short order” a politically correct term to exclude women from using “gun” shields; and are background checks to include measurements and which loopholes these “gun” covers are used. The law currently offers an exemption to “gun” cover hobbyists, collectors and those who shoot blanks, but are not formally considered to be “gun” dealers. People failing a background check will be placed on a “No Buy” list with the rest of the Republicans!

African American groups and other ethnic groups, women’s groups, “gun” cover manufacturers and retail sellers, straight Americans (male and female) and the LGBT Community are organizing protests that Obama’s proposed EO is unconstitutional as it violates due process, economic liberty and individual freedom. Furthermore it shows that President Obama is exploitative, elitist, racist, xenophobic and misogynistic. Their message to President Obama is “GET YOUR HANDS OFF OUR GUNS!”

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