Obama Clocks Go On Sale Today

by on 26/12/15 at 7:23 am

Cuckoo clocks were thought to be too racist

Cuckoo clocks were thought to be too racist

New York NY-(satireworld.com)

General Original Products (GOP) Inc, headquartered in the Trump Towers in Manhattan, has announced that a limited addition of Obama Clocks is now available for sale to the American public.

The Obama Clock is neither a collectable nor an antique, but an accurate digital clock wirelessly synchronized to both GPS satellites for position location and to the National Institute of Standards and Technology (NIST) atomic clocks for precise timing.

The Obama Clock is housed in an authentic Confederacy era chamber pot retrieved from southern mansions, Confederate monuments and Confederate privies (outhouses) due to all the revisionist civil war history currently occurring. GOP Inc feels after seven years it’s time to show the American public that the Obama administration is a real crock! The number of Confederate chamber pots in the south is diminishing rapidly each day, thus supplies of Obama Clocks are limited.

The Obama Clock begins operating automatically on January 20, 2016 at 12:01PM EST, counting backwards until terminating its operation on January 20, 2017 at 12:01PM EST. At that time a loud pop will be heard as confetti is expelled from the broken Confederate chamber pot. The Obama Clock can be placed anywhere in a room, will resynchronize itself and its battery life is well beyond one year.

GOP Inc is offering the Obama Clock for $19.95 with free shipping and no tax for only a short period of time. Some of the Confederate chamber pots are so authentic that slight odors may still be noticeable. GOP Inc management warns customers that in addition to the confetti, some other substances may also be emitted into the surrounding air at the end of Obama Clock operation. However, the Obama Clock finally received EPA approval, which is why the product was not available during this holiday season.

GOP Inc management cautions, beware of imitation Obama Clocks being marketed by the Downside Nebulous Corporation (DNC), these units feature an hourglass filled with false promises. Another imitation Obama Clock with wires hanging out has been reported being seen in the White House rose garden!

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