Welcome to SatireWorld’s 2016 Swimsuit Edition!

by on 08/01/16 at 6:41 am

Judge 'Evil' Williams said a few of the contestants tried to bribe him but he wouldn't take the favors.

Judge ‘Evil’ Williams said a few of the contestants tried to bribe him but he wouldn’t take the favors.

There were a few moments of mirth as  SW writer Captain America tried to enter the topless portion of the contest, but was 'disqualified' by sharp-eyed judge Williams

There were a few moments of mirth as SW writer Captain America tried to enter the topless portion of the contest, but was ‘disqualified’ by sharp-eyed judge Williams


Contestants Mary Bethel and Coco Moore took a break from the cameras and had some McDonalds for lunch.

Contestants Mary Bethel and Coco Moore took a break from the cameras and had some McDonalds for lunch.


Last year's winner Beverly Rondell was late due to being stuck in her car.

Last year’s winner Beverly Rondell was late due to being stuck in her car.


From left to right... Agnes, Paula, Judy, and Trish are our four runners-up and will receive dinner  vouchers and will keep the bathing suits.

From left to right…
Agnes, Paula, Judy, and Trish are our four runners-up and will receive dinner vouchers and will keep the bathing suits.


SatireWorld's swim suit model Cate Upton only charged us $25.00 for the cover shoot and a dinner at Appleby's. Staff writer 'Evil' Williams took the award winning shot with his Polaroid.

SatireWorld’s swim suit model Cate Upton only charged us $25.00 for the cover shoot and a free dinner at Appleby’s. Staff writer ‘Evil’ Williams took the award winning shot with his Polaroid.

Orlando, Florida – (satireworld.com)

Welcome to SatireWorld’s premier edition of it’s annual swim suit cover. This year’s cover was shot at great expense at fabulous and trendy Miami Beach Florida. The winning model for 2016 is 34 year old Cate Upton from Chicago, Illinois who models the latest in fat girl beach wear. Upton beat out scores of big beautiful women in the much sought out beach wear competition snagging the year’s coveted cover.

Almost 200 hopefuls entered the prestigious event each hoping that their glamorous photo would grace the 2016 edition of SATIRE WORLD giving them instant international fame,and of course, bragging rights back hope. Braving a warm sun and crowds of well-wishers, the women ate free hamburgers and fries, drank rum-laced pina coladas, and bravely strutted their stuff for the Satire World cameras.

After a grueling day of swimsuit modeling and play time in soft white sands, Satire World judge ‘Evil’ Williams made the difficult decision and chose Cate Upton as our 2016 Cover Girl!



One Response to “Welcome to SatireWorld’s 2016 Swimsuit Edition!”

  1. E. Williams

    Jan 8th, 2016

    As you can see from the competition above, my decision was an agonizing one. I had a blast at the event and want to thank Bargis, Philbert, Jon, and Cap for all the free booze. They kept me well hydrated leading all the way up to the finals.

    Fortunately, with the $15 Satireworld paid me for being a judge, I will be able to get some much needed dental work done. See you next year!

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