North Korea’s New Energy Source Identified

by on 15/01/16 at 4:46 am

A North Korean energy propaganda poster features Mr. Poopie-head with a face that eerily looks like Barack Obama.

A North Korean energy propaganda poster features Mr. Poopie-head with a face that eerily looks like Barack Obama.


Kim Lee, age 3, reminds  North Koreans to keep their emergency reserve poop locker filled at all times.

Kim Lee, age 3, reminds North Koreans to keep their emergency reserve poop locker filled at all times.


A  visitor takes photos of the North Korean pile near the DMZ

A Chinese tourist takes photos of the North Korean Fedulium Trioxide pile near the DMZ


Seoul SK – (satireworld.com)

North Korea claims to have tested a hydrogen bomb, but the hermit kingdom has once again gotten the world’s attention with some device that makes a large bang in the night. There is a raging dispute among nuclear scientists as to whether Pyongyang is technically that far advanced in weapons development, while their people continue to eat tree bark.

A North Korean defector Paleontologist, resident at Seoul National University, believes she has a plausible answer to the energy source of this NK latest bomb test. Paleontology is the science of the forms of Earth life in former geologic periods, as represented by their fossils.

Before defecting, Sara Lee was examining fossils of the Fedulasaurus, a small five foot Dinosaur which lived between what is now the Chinese border with North Korea and where the Demilitarized Zone (DMZ) between North and South Korea is today. The Fedulasaurus went extinct at the end of the Cretaceous Era, about 65 million years ago.

Fedulasaurus fossils were found preserved in a material that has been determined to be Fedulasaurus poop. This animal was very prolific and there were millions upon millions roaming the upper Korean Peninsula prior to their extinction, hence billions of tons of poop were left. The hills at the DMZ kept the Fedulasaurus out of what is now South Korea.

Analysis of Fedulasaurus poop shows it is actually Fedulium Trioxide (FdO3). Fedulium is the 119th element in the Periodic Table of Elements! When Fedulium Trioxide is broken down into components by removing oxygen in a chemical centrifuge process, a pure heavy toxic metal Fedulium is extracted. This metal Fedulium will strongly react with large amounts of water releasing hydrogen gas for a bomb, when ignited.

North Korea is “full of” the world’s biggest supply of Fedulasaurus poop e.g. Fedulium Trioxide, which should keep President Obama up at night for the next 11 months worrying about poop!



One Response to “North Korea’s New Energy Source Identified”

  1. Bargis

    Jan 15th, 2016

    …a story with a crappy ending!

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