More Partial Nude Photos Of Hillary Revealed In Latest Iowa Email Scandal

by on 30/01/16 at 8:59 am

Ed Larsen, a Democratic Committee operative in Sioux City almost  missed his daily 6:00 press conference due to loose bowels and and a queasy stomach.

After viewing several emails, Ed Larsen, a Democratic Committee operative in Sioux City almost missed his daily 6:00 press conference due to loose bowels and and a queasy stomach.


THe White House requested all Hillary Clinton photos be screened after the President lost his Kentucky Fried Chicken dinner.

The White House requested all Hillary Clinton photos be screened after the President lost most of his Kentucky Fried Chicken dinner.


Millions of email uses reportedly became sick to their stomachs after receiving emails with the Hillary photos attached like Mira Bronson in Meadow City,IA

Millions of email users reportedly became sick to their stomachs after receiving emails with the Hillary photos attached like Mira Bronson in Meadow City, IA


Hillary denies having a 'boob job' but did say she stayed in a Holiday In Express last night.

ONE OF THE PHOTOS! In this photo Hillary denies ever having a ‘boob job.’ But cautioned people not to judge Bill too harshly.

New York City, NY – (satireworld.com)

The celebrity iCloud hacker seems to have struck again. This time releasing more humiliating photos of democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton, age 69, showing her dressed semi-nude and in very provocative clothing.

“I was amazed. Yes, simply amazed,” said Bill Clinton after viewing several of the downloaded photos. Clinton further asked Americans to not judge Hillary on the photo images that have been leaked online by some anonymous hacker ‘who’s probably some Republican dude’.

Several of the photos show the ex-first lady almost totally nude doing toe-touching exercises with her back to the camera. A few others show her getting a waxing at a salon in Manhattan. Several show her jumping on a trampoline topless. Most remarkable were the massive amounts of thigh cellulite that concerned national security experts who feared the dimpled puckered skin might be recognized as secret tattoo maps to Area 52 in Nevada.

Internet specialist Herb Goldberg says, “hold on a minute!”

Goldberg went on to prove that the photos weren’t hacked, but sneakily uploaded to the world wide web by a website named …‘2016 – We Win!’ According to the Federal Election Commission, the site is registered to a political support group that donates and funnels monies to Hillary Clinton’s campaign. The website made it appear the photos were submitted by the mysterious iCloud hacker who has pestered celebrities for several years with personal web attacks.

According to Goldberg, “she’s looking for support anyway she can. Even if playing the victim when she’s not really a victim other than screwing over herself with her own hubris. In my view, the real victim is anyone unfortunate enough to have to view the photos after eating a big meal!”

NSA spokesperson John Jones later reiterated Agency concerns about the cellulite maps some officials feared might divulge national secrets. “We checked carefully and ran the images through our bank of super computers and confirmed that the wrinkles and lumps are merely cell phone down loads of Bill Clinton’s travels when he’s away from Hillary.”



5 Responses to “More Partial Nude Photos Of Hillary Revealed In Latest Iowa Email Scandal”

  1. Captain america

    Jan 30th, 2016

    Ron Jeramy says he wouldn’t appear with her in a beastiality flick!

  2. Philbert of Macadamia

    Jan 30th, 2016

    The FBI is asking the DC Court of Appeals for a search warrant to get Hillary Clinton to remove her pantsuit and then to determine if this is another classified email hiding place.

    The rear bulges may actually be cleverly hidden TOP SECRET emails and another computer server!

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