Attitude Adjustment For Former White House Residents

by on 21/02/16 at 5:44 am

Maintenance workers at the GSA polished and serviced Obama's personal automobile which will be parked under the White House portico. The 1998 Dodge Dart still has its Illinois license plate and will have a 'free' half-tank of gas.

Maintenance workers at the GSA polished and serviced Obama’s personal automobile which will be parked under the White House portico. The 1998 Dodge Dart still has its Illinois license plate and will have a ‘free’ half-tank of gas.


IT'S THE END MARION! Michelle's mother Marion Robinson kis about to lose the free 8 year ride she had while living expense-free at the White House and traveling around the world on the taxpayet's dime.

IT’S THE END MARION!
Michelle’s mother Marion Robinson looks sad as she’s about to lose the free 8 year ride she had while living expense-free at the White House and traveling around the world on the taxpayer’s dime.


also cautioned ghe President that to make sure the door didn't hit his ass on the way out.

Mr. A. Hamilton also cautioned the President that to make sure the door didn’t hit his ass on the way out.


Washington DC – (satireworld.com)

President Barack Obama met in the Oval Office with a representative from the Office of Personnel Management (OPM), a Mr. A Hamilton. The OPM representative introduced himself as the Attitude Adjustment Advisor (AAA) for the US government. When a federal employee leaves his current duty station a set of mandated AAA procedures must be followed prior to termination of employment. In your case Mr. President January 20, 2017 at 12:00 PM is your last day on the job.

President Obama listened intently to the list of termination requirements:

  1. A physical by the White House doctor for both you and First Lady Michelle.
  2. An accounting of all classified documents in your possession, including the signing of documents indicating that you will never disclose any TOP SECRET materials to the media/press, in memoirs or books (Hillary Clinton Rule passed by Congress).
  3. All written post presidential materials must be submitted for review to the CIA, prior to publication.
  4. Paid speaking engagements after leaving the White House are limited to transportation costs and honorariums worth less than $20.00, e.g. ties, pens etc (Hillary Clinton Rule passed by Congress).
  5. Employment with any consulting company doing business with the federal government specifically those located on K Street, are prohibited for one year.
  6. The 2009 silverware, dishes and antiques located in the White House must be accounted for (Hillary Clinton Rule passed by Congress).
  7. Personal items must be ready for moving by 9:00 AM on the morning of January 20, 2017 by government paid movers. (Invitations and security clearances will be required for future White House entry.)
  8. There must be no damage to the White House property inside or outside, e.g. no evidence of First Dog Bo.
  9. An itemized bill will be provided to you in 2017, as to personal spending not paid for by the federal government, e.g. golfing outings, lavish vacations and over use of Air Force One.
  10. The Presidential Pension will commence on 21 January, 2017, along with your final salary check.
  11. Secret Service Detail protection commencing 21 January 21, 2017 for you and First Lady Michelle Obama.
  12. Government transportation to a destination of your choice, e.g. Chicago IL. (It is recommended to save government funding that you drive home as Democratic President Harry S. Truman did going to Missouri in his 1953 Chrysler when he left office.)

After Mr. A Hamilton left the Oval Office, Barack called First Lady Michelle to apprise her of the termination requirements. She had a near nervous breakdown when told by President Obama that after January 20, 2017 she could no longer utilize Air Force One or the White House facilities for lavish parties catered with exotic food. She immediately went to the White House Doctor’s office.

Michelle Obama was diagnosed with “white privilege!” The White House doctor suggested that the First Lady live in Baltimore’s inner city for the next several months to decompress from residing in the White House. She needs to commence withdrawal from being treated as an Empress, taking multiple vacations costing US taxpayers in excess of $70 million and learn to ride city buses to reconnect with reality!



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